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Whatwillwebe t1_izm6fu5 wrote

Reply to comment by ouyin2000 in LPT: When bringing a dessert to a function, cut a small slice off before you put it out. by arkobsessed

Then push the entire piece into your mouth and swallow it whole while making aggressive eye contact with anyone who looks at you.

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rncookiemaker t1_izmknog wrote

Long ago, I was preschool aged and my Mom made a cake from scratch with scratch frosting. She let me work with her on the decorations. It was delicious looking. We took the cake to school and then went to a school presentation that my older brother was in. When we were sitting down, I noticed Mom didn't have the cake!

She then told me she made the cake to donate it to a bake sale at the school. I was greatly disappointed, because I thought for sure that we would eat the cake. I saw a family leaving with "my" cake, and I was making stern eye contact with them.

I think of that cake whenever I see gold dragees.

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mommadragon72 t1_iznw8mk wrote

When we make a dish, esp a dessert to take somewhere I always make two and leave one at home. That way the family that helped make it, smelled it cooking and/ or cleaned up the kitchen also get to enjoy it

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rncookiemaker t1_izny7gl wrote

Yes, I understand this. I frequently do the same for our house. I have a rotation of specialty meals and treats, and goodness gracious, there is mayhem and revolution if I don't have some for the home team. :)

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threebillion6 t1_izm7ds1 wrote

Then pee on the floor to mark your territory.

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TheLeakingGenius t1_izm7uig wrote

Then take the knife and cut your arm over the dessert to give it a gelatinous red topping for all to enjoy.

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kelroe26 t1_izmw71g wrote

Screw that. Leave the singular slice behind and aggressively shovel the remainder of the dessert into thine mouth

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