Submitted by arkobsessed t3_zhejv6 in LifeProTips
jdith123 t1_izmati3 wrote
Plus you have to do a little quality control
arkobsessed OP t1_izmb07z wrote
Well of course. Hard to put something up for grabs without having tasted it beforehand. Great idea.
Heavy_Drinker t1_izo2id7 wrote
AND portion control. I've taken desserts to parties that are supposed feed 10-12, but somehow only 5 people get to try it.
burnerman0 t1_izp5n3x wrote
Had a friend bring a store bought dutch chocolate cake over for Friendsgiving with about 10 people one year. He cut the first piece at a reasonable size, everyone else followed suit, and by the time everyone got theirs about half the cake was left. By that time the friend had finished his piece, politely asked if anyone else wanted anymore (meanwhile we're all two bites in to ours), and after everyone said no, he pulls the cake container in front of him and then proceeds to eat the entire second half of the cake in about the time it took for me to eat my one slice!
SlideWhistler t1_izpgvbx wrote
Dude was playing the long game, made a gamble, and won
BrrrManBM t1_izq3439 wrote
Big brain time
alphaav6 t1_izq38l0 wrote
Does that same friend enjoy party subs?
schrute_mulaney t1_izq4j1l wrote
He went on the weed walk before rthe cake didn't he
Tazlima t1_izprvk6 wrote
Lol depends on the crowd, too.
I used to perform with a group of older women and had the opposite experience. Half the group was perpetually dieting (or "dieting") and nobody wanted to look greedy by taking a larger portion.
Bring in two dozen donuts? Nobody would touch them.
Cut those same donuts into quarters? They'd be gone in ten minutes.
PennStater3 t1_iznx9xd wrote
Test for poison!
frittierthuhn t1_izo10bt wrote
Why would you test it yourself then lol
TheMrDrB t1_izo1oe8 wrote
Selflessness. Carefully, he's a hero
Spe333 t1_izo69gi wrote
One of myselves could have put it in without me looking.
Here2LearnMorePlz t1_izo35sy wrote
To make sure you used the right amount?
CIA_Rectal_Feeder t1_izoox1t wrote
Because you've spent the last several years building up an immunity.
Sgt_Tackleberry t1_izov69k wrote
INCONCEIVABLE!
polo61965 t1_izobnai wrote
Suicide pact in red velvet
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PhysicalRaspberry565 t1_izoj7m0 wrote
Or proof that it isn't poisonous
Sapphire580 t1_izoi7w8 wrote
Do you do poison?
Opalescent_Topaz t1_izmc3uz wrote
I love this.
Mundane_Pea4296 t1_izol7cf wrote
And as soon as you cut into it, the calories fly out 😂😂
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Cultural-Magician-17 t1_izo778t wrote
Exactly!!
Edigophubia t1_izq0y4b wrote
Wait, isn't OP saying to just cut a piece and leave it on the dish for someone to take, not eat it?
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