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Another fun way, but less effective is to talk shit about Elon and get your account perma banned.

Nice one, but he'll unban you once he switches from his daytime to his nighttime meds.

Only works if you catch him on the right day though so it’s a bit of a tossup

So glad to have never joined that cesspool of idiocy. Especially now with its new figurehead!

seems pretty complicated

I was banned because I said a nazi should be gassed

This is one of those 'funny because true' moments

There's entertainment to be had, and also if you're with T-Mobile for cellphone service it's the only way to get decent CS.

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Another way is to exercise some self control.

seems pretty complicated

Ah, but applicable to so many more things in life.

I go with step 1 to 3 and 5, but I'd leave out 4. If you delete your account, your handle might be re-used and someone else can do whatever they want with what was your name.

I have T-Mobile and no Twitter. I have great cell service. I don't see the connection.

Maybe Twitter could help you with that connection

Or just call Elon Musk an idiot

Whatever you do with this account, you can always create a new one, so changing the password, etc. probably won't work.

How about the following:

I dropped a huge Elon in the toilet today. It Musk'ed pretty bad!

Easy. Don't have one.

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Just get yourself permabanned.

or just make anti-trump statements to trumpets and they will fake report you for violating twitter terms of service and you will be banned from twitter. then use the option to protest the ban. it takes at least a year before anyone gets around to looking at your protest. by then you will hopefully see it for what it is.

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Musk will still count you as an active user.

Or, stay with me here…delete your account and don’t go back!

I think I need some time to let this sink in.

You can have great cell service without any CS at all until something goes wrong and you want to speak to someone about it. That's where/when CS comes in. ToE (Team of Experts, what T-Mobile calls their CS in the US) are ok and get things done, but they can't match what T-Force on Twitter can do.

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Just say pedophilia is bad and that'll do it.