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keepthetips t1_j2fb4tm wrote

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Efficient_Sector_870 t1_j2fbb5l wrote

Best just wash everything in our environment and then we don't need to wash our hands.

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koroifox t1_j2fbpv2 wrote

I can understand the before, but always do it after. I don’t know where you privates have been, and I’d rather not find out the hard way. Regardless of whether or not your pee is sterile it’s still better to do it after. Do you want to eat with pee filled hands?

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S_A_R_K t1_j2fbr02 wrote

I just wash my hands with my urine. Is it necessary? No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste. 

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kimthealan101 t1_j2fcizb wrote

I had a boss that said " I know where my penis has been, I don't know where my hands have been."

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urinalchunder t1_j2fckze wrote

Better yet, wash your dick in the hand sink before and after you pee.

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OKR123 t1_j2fecq6 wrote

my pee may be sterile, but my nut sweat could will be a breeding ground for bacteria.

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payneinthemike t1_j2ff7zq wrote

Restrooms are dirty places, and there’s a lot you have to touch when using them - the toilet seat, the flush lever/button, etc.

You’re better off washing your hands as much as possible, but definitely after using the restroom.

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Dalbergia12 t1_j2fggem wrote

My mother taught me to not pee on my hands. So there is that. Also all those slobs that half wash their filthy paws and then get germs all over the sink, taps, towel dispenser etc.. it is enough to just not wash my hands in public. (Had to edit, typos)

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flipback360 t1_j2fi3ct wrote

Scrub the shit out of them too if you just handled chili peppers or else its gonna feel like you just shot pepper spray up your pisshole for a few minutes.

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rekjabitch t1_j2fiio1 wrote

I'm still gonna wash after I piss because I'm not a disgusting mole person... but have fun with that, piss-hands.

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Z1-B0 t1_j2fkh7e wrote

So if I touch my dick and shake your hand immediately after you’re good? If someone pisses on your leg it’s fine? Your genitals are a warm, moist area that is a breeding ground for bacteria. Wash your hands after you pee 100% of the time.

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unMuggle t1_j2ftpzz wrote

Urine is sterile and The Rise of Skywalker was the best Star Wars movie.

I don't know if you noticed, but neither of those things are true

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