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BrainGiggles t1_j1t7c0i wrote
Reply to comment by Minothor in LPT: When your 3 year old keeps asking "why?" answer with "friction" to make it stop. by [deleted]
You sound like a great older sibling! Here’s to always you being you! Cheers!
Minothor t1_j1twrxd wrote
No, I could be an asshole too...
When he was complaining about all of us working in the garden, saying "I'm Booooored!", I handed him a pile of vines and asked him put them in the compost.
A few minutes later, a cry of "aargh!" as he lifted the lid and fled with the fruit-flies formed a micro locust swarm around him.
My excessively chipper "Well, at least you're no longer bored!" was met with a shivver and "Byeurk!" of disgust.
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