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bear4bunny t1_j1ddhjr wrote
LPT: if you aren't mature enough to be comfortable owning sex toys, don't buy any.
slapstik007 t1_j1db0cv wrote
LPT: Charge your sex toys in your bedroom and close the door when guests are over.
Curae t1_j1e374s wrote
LPT: Charge them at work so you don't pay for the electricity.
crempsen t1_j1eu2oo wrote
I always charge my laptop with a 150w charger at school for this reason.
Both-Pop-7957 t1_j1dcgxe wrote
LPT: don't care that other people have sex toys that need charging and mind your own business.
Psychological_Post33 t1_j1e0d39 wrote
LPT: Plug in your sex toys and hang them on your Christmas tree, so your family knows what not to purchase for you this year. No sense in getting another GluckGuck3000 if you already have one with a removable drip tray.
Fabulous-Database-29 t1_j1j8mhx wrote
You could even call them dickorations.
dasoomer t1_j1dd87s wrote
LPT - never have kids or invite people over
Environmental-Sock52 t1_j1dqxkk wrote
Agree on section one.
DastardlyDoctor t1_j1dkbcs wrote
Stop hanging with lames who don't have the gluck-gluck 9000
Minimum_Job1885 t1_j1dx2ke wrote
LPT: charge your sex toys in your car so they aren’t in the house when family comes over
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Exotic-End t1_j1edavc wrote
You guys have to recharge?
Examination-Life t1_j1efd7j wrote
Become the sex toy, problem solved.
sunnyflow2 t1_j1gjine wrote
If you wash them when you're done, you don't have to hide them.
Eig8t86 t1_j1dbhcw wrote
Pffft. Plug them in in the kitchen to keep yourself sharp.