Submitted by lurking_physicist t3_zxcqko in LifeProTips
SpiritualGap3255 t1_j20qdsr wrote
Congrats, asking this question shows you've already reached your goal! You are an Asshole Sir!
lurking_physicist OP t1_j20zkn2 wrote
I fail to see why? Please illuminate me.
thr0w4w4y4cc0unt7 t1_j21ljap wrote
Homie is illiterate.
SpiritualGap3255 t1_j227xy6 wrote
Clown
SpiritualGap3255 t1_j227lo5 wrote
Because.. Why would you want it to dislike you, a cat won't go near you unless you feed it. So I can only assume the reason it goes near you is that it's been prior associated with you as a pet or partners pet. With that in mind a cat isn't going to give a shit about you so for a cat to dislike you it has to be uncomfortable / fearful in your presence right? So you're asking for people's advice on how to make a cat that's either a family pet or a partners pet to fear you so you don't have an allergic reaction.
So your question phrased correctly is, "How can I get to a cat that someone around me loves to fear me when I come into its home enough that it fucks off away from me, but do it in a subtle way so that the other person doesn't notice? "
Finally Allergies aren't caused by the hair, it's the saliva. So no one is allergic to the hair but the saliva on the hair after a cat cleans itself so in which case if the cat comes close to you, don't rub it and you'll be fine. Oh and airborne hairs you're likely about to add, carry tiny insignificant quanties of a saliva which antagonistic effects dissipate quickly also.
Also antihistamines.
But wait sorry no, I'm Illiterate and you're not an asshole. ๐๐
[deleted] t1_j23l499 wrote
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Reasonable_Ad7070 t1_j23l66r wrote
I translate In simple and easy terms what the author meant. I know the Theme about cats on the Internet is heart ridden. But there are People who donโt react in a nice way like you to animals.
Here my ELI -9000 translation for you:
I get really really sick around cats :(:(:(:( This medicine against getting sick around cats makes me nearly fall asleep all the timeโฆ thatโs a bummer!!!!
There is this cat that always wants to be cuddled at my old grandmas place! I really really want to visit her :(:(:(:( How can I make that cute cat not come near me in a nice way??????
BigDamnZer0 t1_j2125xx wrote
Are you drunk?
SpiritualGap3255 t1_j228ctg wrote
Not drunk enough to buy a shitheap Kia ๐๐
BigDamnZer0 t1_j22aqaq wrote
Who are you and how do you know me?
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