I translate In simple and easy terms what the author meant. I know the Theme about cats on the Internet is heart ridden. But there are People who don’t react in a nice way like you to animals.

Here my ELI -9000 translation for you:

I get really really sick around cats :(:(:(:( This medicine against getting sick around cats makes me nearly fall asleep all the time… that’s a bummer!!!!

There is this cat that always wants to be cuddled at my old grandmas place! I really really want to visit her :(:(:(:( How can I make that cute cat not come near me in a nice way??????