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keepthetips t1_j20a2t0 wrote

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mr__quackers t1_j20o8b3 wrote

According to the other LPT I read.. blink quickly.. Slow blinks show you are comfortable.

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SpiritualGap3255 t1_j20qdsr wrote

Congrats, asking this question shows you've already reached your goal! You are an Asshole Sir!

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SpiritualGap3255 t1_j227lo5 wrote

Replying to lurking_physicist (#1,127,670)

Because.. Why would you want it to dislike you, a cat won't go near you unless you feed it. So I can only assume the reason it goes near you is that it's been prior associated with you as a pet or partners pet. With that in mind a cat isn't going to give a shit about you so for a cat to dislike you it has to be uncomfortable / fearful in your presence right? So you're asking for people's advice on how to make a cat that's either a family pet or a partners pet to fear you so you don't have an allergic reaction.

So your question phrased correctly is, "How can I get to a cat that someone around me loves to fear me when I come into its home enough that it fucks off away from me, but do it in a subtle way so that the other person doesn't notice? "

Finally Allergies aren't caused by the hair, it's the saliva. So no one is allergic to the hair but the saliva on the hair after a cat cleans itself so in which case if the cat comes close to you, don't rub it and you'll be fine. Oh and airborne hairs you're likely about to add, carry tiny insignificant quanties of a saliva which antagonistic effects dissipate quickly also.

Also antihistamines.

But wait sorry no, I'm Illiterate and you're not an asshole. 😂😂

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Reasonable_Ad7070 t1_j23l66r wrote

Replying to SpiritualGap3255 (#1,135,241)

I translate In simple and easy terms what the author meant. I know the Theme about cats on the Internet is heart ridden. But there are People who don’t react in a nice way like you to animals.

Here my ELI -9000 translation for you:

I get really really sick around cats :(:(:(:( This medicine against getting sick around cats makes me nearly fall asleep all the time… that’s a bummer!!!!

There is this cat that always wants to be cuddled at my old grandmas place! I really really want to visit her :(:(:(:( How can I make that cute cat not come near me in a nice way??????

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travisamos80 t1_j2491xq wrote

Give it too much attention. Since you can’t touch it just speak to them in a baby voice a little bit louder. That gets on their nerves. They like calm people, and you ignoring them gives them that calmness. The more unwanted attention you give to them, the less they will be interested

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