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MtPollux t1_j26023b wrote

r/unethicallifeprotips

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Devittraisedto2 t1_j25sas1 wrote

Or

Do your work

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Obwyn t1_j25ux0v wrote

r/antiwork hates this one simple trick.

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s3xp1st0ls t1_j2a7td1 wrote

I work in engineering IT, often there literally is no work.

I ask and ask, there will be something in 3 months or something but there are looong down periods. Or something will be blocked for 2+ months and our team doesn't have the political power to do anything about it (and it doesn't make financial sense for the company).

It's actually good staffing, I support it from a WLB perspective, kind of like firefighters... at the times you really need them you want to have enough people of the right caliber to be able to move on something quick.. but a side effect of it is long down periods.

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WankerMcDoogle t1_j25ydpu wrote

So who has a keyboard that this will work on? I've tried 3 different ones to no avail.

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PaulVla t1_j27lyzp wrote

Use a book and something small to put the weight on a single key; could even have a pen laying on it.

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josh35767 t1_j28ymkw wrote

A golfball? Why the fuck is this so weirdly specific?

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HazMatt12345 t1_j29oxaq wrote

OP is actually in golf ball marketing and is trying to stir up some sales. /shrug

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darkspd96 t1_j25yfh8 wrote

Then comes end of the week reviews, and when they find out op have less literally done nothing, he gets to start 2023 unemployed and no quality experience

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Devittraisedto2 t1_j25yvum wrote

Then blames businesses for their lack of work experience and having standards for not hiring someone as lazy as OP

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Comfort_Lettuce t1_j26eolj wrote

I don’t get this. Are you guys being monitored?

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Creative24K t1_j27o8ax wrote

Optical mouse. Analog watch/clock under it. Moves the pointer.

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villanuevahacienda t1_j28tns8 wrote

A lot of monitoring software will actually alert them to obvious means of manipulation like this. There are better programs out there to accomplish the same thing less obviously. Or so I've heard...

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keepthetips t1_j25s5nn wrote

Hello and welcome to r/LifeProTips!

Please help us decide if this post is a good fit for the subreddit by up or downvoting this comment.

If you think that this is great advice to improve your life, please upvote. If you think this doesn't help you in any way, please downvote. If you don't care, leave it for the others to decide.

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ausername_not_taken t1_j2a13uo wrote

Do you hit the golfball or…? I’m getting yelled at to let people play through

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[deleted] t1_j26bsh9 wrote

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NumberVsAmount t1_j27nitb wrote

You think billionaires worked hard? Bro you’re not supposed to deep throat the entire boot.

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Shuizid t1_j26d9r5 wrote

Seeing how Musk can stay away from Tesla for like two months or how he lied to investors about solarcity or how this crypto dude was playing league of legends during a business meeting where he promised insane nonsense - my trust in "hard working" CEO and investors is somewhat diminished.

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