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r/antiwork hates this one simple trick.

The CEO was angry that day, my friends.

This guy doesnt get it

So who has a keyboard that this will work on? I've tried 3 different ones to no avail.

Then comes end of the week reviews, and when they find out op have less literally done nothing, he gets to start 2023 unemployed and no quality experience

Then blames businesses for their lack of work experience and having standards for not hiring someone as lazy as OP

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Seeing how Musk can stay away from Tesla for like two months or how he lied to investors about solarcity or how this crypto dude was playing league of legends during a business meeting where he promised insane nonsense - my trust in "hard working" CEO and investors is somewhat diminished.

I don’t get this. Are you guys being monitored?

Use a book and something small to put the weight on a single key; could even have a pen laying on it.

You think billionaires worked hard? Bro you’re not supposed to deep throat the entire boot.

Optical mouse. Analog watch/clock under it. Moves the pointer.

Like an old man trying to collect his dividends from a broker.

A lot of monitoring software will actually alert them to obvious means of manipulation like this. There are better programs out there to accomplish the same thing less obviously. Or so I've heard...

A golfball? Why the fuck is this so weirdly specific?

OP is actually in golf ball marketing and is trying to stir up some sales. /shrug

Do you hit the golfball or…? I’m getting yelled at to let people play through

I work in engineering IT, often there literally is no work.

I ask and ask, there will be something in 3 months or something but there are looong down periods. Or something will be blocked for 2+ months and our team doesn't have the political power to do anything about it (and it doesn't make financial sense for the company).

It's actually good staffing, I support it from a WLB perspective, kind of like firefighters... at the times you really need them you want to have enough people of the right caliber to be able to move on something quick.. but a side effect of it is long down periods.