-EvaCake- t1_j4k2yvu wrote on January 16, 2023 at 6:56 AM

I'm having a baby tomorrow while my mom stays at my house with my 3 yo. Of course she won't take anything, but she snoops big time. Wish I could see her face when she stumbles upon my sex toys and lubes in the closet. She's super conservative Baptist, so should scar her a bit lol

mit-mit t1_j4l0b8a wrote on January 16, 2023 at 1:39 PM

Good luck with the birth!

-EvaCake- t1_j4v3mka wrote on January 18, 2023 at 1:53 PM

Thank you! Went great. Baby and I are doing wonderful <3

mit-mit t1_j4v3plf wrote on January 18, 2023 at 1:53 PM

Aww that's fantastic! Congratulations! :D

_People_Know_ t1_j4ltg1g wrote on January 16, 2023 at 5:05 PM

Put a note in the closet — “Hi Gretchen! Smile for the camera!” Or something like that.

Independent_Season23 t1_j4ljtj6 wrote on January 16, 2023 at 4:03 PM

I was not expecting to read this, but it sure did make me laugh!