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Speaking from experience?

You: Nice boots

Her: Oh thank you

You: Oops meant boobs

Her: Ughr creep

I like your schutz

I like your schutz

I mean tits, uh, baps.. melons. No! Mammory glands.. iced gems? Your fried eggs.. bacon hangers? milk monsters? Ol’ pinky and perky! The snuggle pups! The twins..? Argh - Your succulent cat flaps!? Ok.. Ant and Dec?! .. ya know, your spaniels ears! Mosquito Bites?! Your noogies..? .. Ya baps, ya buds, ya bips, ya tig ol’ bitties!! I mean to say - your slammers! Your mahoosive funbags. Your voluptuous tatty bo jangles. Your fleshy mounds, Mario and Luigi, cans, orbs or globes.

Safe to say, whatever we call them, I never even noticed your feet.

If you're Midwestern,

"You betcha."

"Did you just call me a bitch?"

Speaking clearly is also important when meeting a woman named Delores.

Also speak clearly when you invite her to Tapas bar

Or if she has a manicure and you're complimenting on the color of her nail tips.

Please explain

Mulva?