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phadrus56 t1_j9y2fv0 wrote

They make masterbation gloves?

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ananasSauce11 t1_ja0vhiv wrote

I remember the old MTV show Room Raiders, they'd always discover "masturbation kits" inside the guys' rooms. They were a pair of gloves and some cream.

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Bigfops t1_j9zmcv2 wrote

Ok, it’s spelled correctly in the title and I bet you got a red, squiggly underline when you typed it, how did you fuck it up? It’s a ‘U’ masrUrbation. Learn it, use it.

Sorry, pet peeve.

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neuroid99 t1_j9zpqk6 wrote

I'll be sure to keep this in mind whenever I masrurbate, thanks!

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whitefire89 t1_j9y3499 wrote

I feel like this LPT works in reverse. I have never seen maturation gloves.

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xuxalue t1_j9y2emc wrote

Thank you changing the way i forever view a strangers dish glove chilling in the kitchen.

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ImAmandaLeeroy t1_j9y2yoh wrote

... you mean pet grooming gloves? They market those for weiners now?!

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Grimple409 t1_j9z5lyo wrote

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

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Spikole t1_j9zlrzk wrote

Normally I love a well placed office quote. But I feel like Angela talking to Kevin. “Don’t just say stuff”.

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angeliqueV78 t1_j9y382d wrote

Hopefully not one that has been used for its orginal purpose please include that part you know how stupid people can be........

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RedCallahan t1_j9y3j9f wrote

If you’re going to wash it afterwards anyway, you might as well be productive and clean a few other things while you’re at it.

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speedwoof112 t1_j9y4hl3 wrote

tbh, all the ones i've tried ended up decreasing the raw sensations that come from having good handiwork done (all the less even more if you get lube all over it), so..original purpose? pfft

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JFB187 t1_ja0e9r9 wrote

What the actual fuck is a masturbation glove?

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meSh_1985 t1_j9yvvvu wrote

I too use my Wankmaster3000s for the dishes sometimes, they handle that cuz these are washable.

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Bitter-Heat-8767 t1_ja0kiwu wrote

This sub is awful, maybe 1/100 posts is a real tip.

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[deleted] OP t1_ja15xby wrote

So the nubs simulate warts or something? GTFO!

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