keepthetips t1_jadsx8k wrote on February 28, 2023 at 6:41 PM

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[deleted] OP t1_jadthf7 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 6:45 PM

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RickyWicky t1_jadtzfz wrote on February 28, 2023 at 6:48 PM

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One does not simply "get" a lap cat. A lap cat gets you. You won't see it coming, it'll just happen one day.

AZENSCION t1_jadufco wrote on February 28, 2023 at 6:51 PM

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This will work with a lap dance too, nobody's getting up during one of those.

[deleted] OP t1_jadymol wrote on February 28, 2023 at 7:17 PM

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Replying to AZENSCION (#2,117,919)

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AKLmfreak t1_jadyyvi wrote on February 28, 2023 at 7:19 PM

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I do not want an animal in my lap while I eat. The hair is one thing, but I especially don’t want litterbox paws anywhere near my food.

fiendishthingysaurus t1_jae35a3 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 7:46 PM

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Replying to [deleted] (#2,117,630)

Im pretty sure part of the reason for my last UTI was holding it too long waiting for the cat to wake up and get off my lap. I’ve definitely delayed eating for her lol

Unusual_Analysis8849 t1_jae7v4j wrote on February 28, 2023 at 8:15 PM

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To stop overeating do a cartwheel after every bite. Thise “pro” tips are really bottom of the barrel lately.

Throwawayhotelwork t1_jae9cdo wrote on February 28, 2023 at 8:25 PM

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Replying to Unusual_Analysis8849 (#2,122,354)

Not to worry it got removed

LPT: To stop overeating, get a lap cat

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