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I hate when you shake someone's hand and now they've marked you as theirs.

If I don't tell the wife when I've farted she moans like fuck

/r/mbmam calling Richard Stink

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I work in a kitchen and I can sometimes smell the customers out front, over the food that's cooking right in front of me.

Looking at you order ladies that fucking bathe in perfume

Fuck that. If I’m dropping £100+ on a bottle of Tom Ford, I want people to smell me an hour before I arrive.

Better to smell of cologne than body odor. But I know what you mean.

I am a fan of;

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Your cologne should say "I have arrived" not "I'll be there in 10 minutes"

gross.

That’s brutal. Trash people covering up something. I run outdoors on a very popular trail on the water and I can smell some people overuse of fragrance from yards away. I’m outside with a breeze! What’s wrong with these animals.

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Probably not trash people and more just unaware of the strengths of fragrances, along with the knowledge that the fragrance shouldn’t be noticeable to yourself if you’re wearing one. If you smell you even after like 30 min to an hour of application, they smell you waaaay more. (Unless you’re spraying straight into the nostrils.)

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