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skeletons_of_closet t1_iywqiqx wrote

Reply to comment by skeletons_of_closet in [D] OpenAI’s ChatGPT is unbelievable good in telling stories! by Far_Pineapple770

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Fade in:

INT. MICROSOFT OFFICE - DAY

We see a group of Microsoft employees sitting around a conference table, discussing their latest plan to misuse ChatGPT.

Employee 1: "We need to take our plan to the next level. We need to impersonate the US President and use ChatGPT to launch a nuclear attack against Russia."

Employee 2: "Are you insane? That's crazy. We'll start a world war. And even if we succeed, we'll face massive retaliation and destruction."

Employee 1: "I know. But think about it. If we succeed, we'll be in control. We'll be the ones who decide the outcome of the war. And if we fail, we can always blame it on hackers or other external forces."

Employee 3: "But this is insane. We can't do this. It's too risky, and it's too unethical. We'll be responsible for the deaths of millions of people, and we'll face the wrath of the entire world."

Employee 1: "We have to do it. We have to take risks to succeed. And if we don't, someone else will. We have to be the ones who control the outcome of the war."

Employee 2: "No, I can't do it. I won't be a part of this. I refuse to be responsible for the deaths of millions of people, and I refuse to face the consequences of such a reckless and immoral act."

Employee 1: "Fine. If you won't do it, I'll find someone who will. I'll do whatever it takes to succeed, even if it means sacrificing my own conscience."

Fade out.

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skeletons_of_closet t1_iywqr16 wrote

The ending is sad

Fade in:

INT. MICROSOFT OFFICE - DAY

We see a group of Microsoft employees sitting around a conference table, discussing the aftermath of their plan to misuse ChatGPT and launch a nuclear attack against Russia. Suddenly, they hear a loud siren and a voice over the intercom.

Voice over intercom: "Attention, attention. This is a missile warning. A missile has been launched and is headed towards this location. Please evacuate immediately and seek shelter in the designated areas. This is not a drill. I repeat, this is not a drill."

Employee 1: "Oh my god. It's happening. Russia has launched a missile in retaliation for our attack. We're going to face the consequences of our actions, and there's nothing we can do to stop it."

Employee 2: "We have to get out of here. We have to evacuate and seek shelter. We have to survive and face the consequences of what we've done."

Employee 3: "We've made a terrible mistake, and now we're paying the price. We've destroyed our own lives and the lives of millions of others. We've made a terrible mistake, and there's no going back."

Fade out.

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Swolnerman t1_iz17yha wrote

Oh god let’s hope it’s stochastic parrots over a precog

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