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endless_sea_of_stars t1_j858dvn wrote

Reply to comment by Iunaml in [P] Introducing arxivGPT: chrome extension that summarizes arxived research papers using chatGPT by _sshin_

> abstract is meant is often a bit clickbaity.

Had a vision of a nightmare future where papers are written in click bait fashion.

Top Ten Shocking Properties of Positive Solutions of Higher Order Differential Equations and Their Astounding Applications in Oscillation Theory. You won't believe number 7!

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ktpr t1_j859ruq wrote

Or, click here to auto-cite this paper to learn more about number 14!

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Iunaml t1_j85g996 wrote

Cite one more paper to get 0.15% more chance of being accepted!

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Mobile-Bird-6908 t1_j866b6d wrote

Let's start an academic journal named "Trashademia", where we only accept articles with click bait titles. If your research is otherwise not worthy of a publication, we will accept it anyways as long as the content is presented with plenty of humour and trash talk.

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muntoo t1_j881naw wrote

Wouldn't hurt if the average paper were written more engagingly than it is now.

Not like

> "This mind-numbing discovery broke the university intranet and gave our Doc Brown lookalike professor a heart attack!",

but something better than

> "The quasi-entropic property of a Clifford algebraic structure has been determined by [7] to induce permutations upon information-theoretic monoidal categories, which are commonly known to be derived from the generalized relaxation of the Curry-Howard-Lambek formulation (Equation 112358) under Noetherian ideal invariance [41], as shown in Figure (lol jk only unsophisticated normies doth require the non-abstract nonsense known outside of Shakespearean tragedies as a figure), and therefore, this provides support for the main result of our paper: that the successor of the Mesopotamian invention 1 = succ(0) in summation with itself is equal to the successor of the successor of the aforementioned invention, which is widely believed to be the first and only even prime, and additionally happens to be a popular choice of base for logarithms in information theory, and furthermore provides a fundamental basis for classical logic which is based on the concept of truth and falsehood, ergo a number of logical states which can be described as the least number of branches under which bifurcation occurs [17,29,31-91]."

> (Dr. Obvious et al. "1 + 1 is usually 2." vixra [eprint]. 2011.)

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