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SAMBDestroys t1_jec0auy wrote

Put her ring in a bottle of Fireball, tie it around your adventure buddy’s neck, lay her down on the mountain of crusty snow at the Auburn Walmart, and let your adventure buddy “rescue” her like he’s Barry der Menschenretter. It’s romantic, exciting, and Maine as fuck. She’ll definitely say yes.

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