Alaska has a population of 732,673 and a size of 665,400 sq. miles. Maine has a population of 1,372,000 and a size of 35,385 sq. miles.

This means that the average Alaskan has 0.908 sq. miles and the average mainer has 0.025 sq. miles. Assuming everyone poops the same amount this means maine is approximately 36.32 times poopier than Alaska.