Submitted by riefpirate t3_ygmx8m in Maine
Have you ever woken up and thought my fried egg looks just like Bruce Poliquin but works ten times as hard ?
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siebzy t1_iu9gnyv wrote
I doubt your fried egg can fit as much Bolivian marching powder up it's nose tho.
riefpirate OP t1_iu9n3sc wrote
No because it's a good egg !!
monsterscallinghome t1_iuaui9m wrote
A verrrrrry good egg.
TraditionalPiccolo28 t1_iu9gv9j wrote
Nope, but now I can't get the mental image out of my head
Busy-Economics4083 t1_iu9ej2b wrote
Well…. huh
Harold_Spoomanndorf t1_iua48oq wrote
"Any questions ?"
Yeah...can I get that over-easy with some home fries, corn beef hash and some rye bread toast ?
riefpirate OP t1_iuaqv0u wrote
Come on over !!
DidDunMegasploded t1_iuak1y3 wrote
"Mom, Dad, have you ever taken drugs?"
riefpirate OP t1_iuaqyrb wrote
Lots and lots we were garbage pail kids of the 80s.
NonFriction2022 t1_iu9idbx wrote
Score
randomman2071983 t1_iuctejx wrote
I don’t know. Is it hiding in the women’s bathroom?
Chamelion117 t1_iudbytd wrote
Sorry I can't see it, there's some loser endlessly railing against RCV distracting me.
Purple-Two636 t1_iudkjvp wrote
Well done. Properly roasted 😂
OriginalGordol t1_iu9vc1p wrote
I have never once considered your fried eggs. Sorry about the oversight.