Extreme early talent exposed here. Did you develop and nurture it?

I get it completely. You didn't even have to say what color it was.

There are basically 2 types of dogs in Maine. Steamed dogs, which tend to be greyish in color and are mushy and flavorless. The highpoint of eating one is the roll, especially if it's stale or moldy. I ate one once from a cart in a hardware store parking lot in Bath. I'm now cured of ever eating another.

Red snappers are usually cooked on the rolling grills that spin them endlessly in their own grease. The skins are so tough they snap like a pigs ear when you bite into it. Chewing them is good mandibular exercise.

I saw some rolling in a little glass box in the office of a gas station in Phippsburg recently and fled after paying my bill. The smell permeated my clothes in the 2 minutes I was there. Carbon dating them before eating might be a good idear.

I've definitely enjoyed it too. Gave me a good chuckle. Thank you for sharing!

I bet it was a Wasse dog.

It's the grease that makes you feel like that

Was it red??

Been living full time in this state for 11 almost 12 years. I just.. those red dogs man.

waits for attack

I love Moxie though so I figure that's gotta count for sumthin lol

Expat from Rockland here, and I don't even like hot dogs, but if I'm in town for more than a couple of days, I gotta have a couple (or 3) Wasses dogs.

Oh that’s a good one. I felt the same after encountering those hot pink dogs for the first time.

Thought this was my kid for a sec

I’d be concerned that this was a sexual incident that’s been suppressed for years.

Oh dear

The talent here is palpable

100% was a Flo Dog

I been in Maine since I first drew breath but those red dogs…. Nope. My digestive system must be from away 😂

lol. Born and raised here, I grew up on red hotdogs and love them. But they have to be Jordan’s.

Where did you find it?

Hilarious! Thank you!

Musta been Flo’s

Can you remember what you were thinking when you wrote it? Were you trying to be funny? Did your parents read it? What did they say about it? Personally, I love it.

I do not remember what I was trying to do. My best guess is that I was trying to make it funny, because hotdogs are known to contain questionable ingredients. And my parents didn't read it.