It’s 15 degrees outside and 81 inside with multiple open windowsSubmitted by Mannymarlo t3_zskw2l in Maine
freeski919 t1_j19js72 wrote
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8 times, schlepping to the back of the property to find the tree. cutting the tree down. Cutting to length. Drinking some Allen's. Then getting back to it but to split. Stacking. Carrying into the house. Burning.
iamatechnician t1_j19y112 wrote
9 times. Schlepping to the back of the property to find the tree. Cutting the tree down. Cutting to length. Drinking some Allen’s. Then getting back to it bub to split. Stacking. Carrying into the house. Pounding a couple PBRs to reward yourself. Burning.
9wild9 t1_j1a0ru9 wrote
10 times if you have sex with the wood.
diaryofsnow t1_j1be7d5 wrote
11 times if you finish and clean it up
RANDOluvsyou t1_j1cznn0 wrote
..and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
Fattski t1_j1bi4uv wrote
One time coal.
ReptileElite t1_j1bowlf wrote
This guy's definitely from Maine
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