Submitted by weakenedstrain t3_zrv28i in Maine
monsterscallinghome t1_j15406e wrote
Oh, this person chatted me last week. Asking about places to go & visit in Maine. Told them I'm a hardcore fucking homebody, not their personal tour guide, and to check the fucking megathread like every other flatlander.
timothypjr t1_j15qju3 wrote
Haha. I told them this: "DON'T COME HERE! Lobsters are toxic, the people are frigid, and most of us have syphilis. If you decide to ignore that advice, then definitely go to Lewiston."
camXmac t1_j16gj9z wrote
Born in Lewiston. I take offense. Not really. 🥲 I did move out around age 7 or so, so I think I’m mostly okay.
timothypjr t1_j16gmhx wrote
The place went to hell after you left.
camXmac t1_j16gx33 wrote
It was kind of hell when I was there, I was just too young to realize lol.
There was the apartment complex fire, the sex offender up the road, the their neighbor who stole my game boy, the local tire slasher, the police searching the woods with dogs. All kinds of fun lol.
bottohm t1_j16pvuk wrote
Idk I'm from Lewiston and it ain't that bad just avoid like 70% of the city... lol.
MathematicianGlum880 t1_j1579qg wrote
Ha ha ha ha. That’s awesome. Best response ever.
weakenedstrain OP t1_j15s628 wrote
Right? My guess is they’re going through lots of local subs looking for easy marks.
BrandMuffin t1_j15vf7e wrote
Mainer confirmed.
monsterscallinghome t1_j1603d8 wrote
... actually, I'm originally from a small island near Seattle. But my husband is a local.
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