I nominate “you plow nothing John snow”

I have a few choice names for them when they come plow snow into the end of my driveway just as I Finish clearing it.

I know where to push it.

“Call Snow Borstein”

That's not very Swede of them

Hawkeye?

🤣🤣🤣

Allen's Coffee

The Scots have you. Plenty of good ideas here - my fave is Creedence Clear-Road Revival, but I can see the case for Gritney Spears.

Scotland also names its plows and gritters.

Gritta Thunberg, Grit Expectations, and it tails off from there.

too soon dude. too soon.

Den mark de plow with de rude name.

A high school buddy named his Fisher plow "Clarence" after another high school buddy who went to work for Fisher.

As with the dude, the plow never saw a tree it did not like.

Plowneast.

Mr. Plow that’s it’s name that name again is Mr. Plow.

My son-in-law plowed for a town in Maine for a couple of seasons. He filled in a driveway as usual after a big storm. On the way back the homeowner stopped him and had a lot of choice words for his deed. He listened to the tirade and then said “Jesus loves you” and continued plowing.

My son-in-law plowed for a town in Maine for a couple of seasons. He filled in a driveway as usual after a big storm. On the way back the homeowner stopped him and had a lot of choice words for his deed. He listened to the tirade and then said “Jesus loves you” and continued plowing.

Plow-yes

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Name snowplows as in how we name boats and ships? S/P Frosty Pusher

Renner?