Submitted by rocksandlsd t3_10pogjx in Maine
DidDunMegasploded t1_j6lmbcg wrote
Guys, I'm really sorry, let me explain...see, I'm getting a cavity filled in a couple days and the winter weather often gets skewed so that it snows or it gets super chilly around the time that I have to go out, because the world hates me that much and it wants to drag everyone down with it.
My deepest apologies if any of your pipes burst during this cold weather. I just really need this cavity filled and I haven't had time to send an appeal to Mother Nature yet.
(and just in case it wasn't obvious, /j)
Way2L8AND1 t1_j6lmop0 wrote
DUDE !! W T A F ?!?!? So... Just so I am clear... Today I bought 10 gallons of K1 $63.59. AND 20 bags of premium wood pellets. $138.40, All because you HAD to get a damn filling ?!?!?!?
Alexa, set a reminder that if my pipes freeze that u/DidDunMegasploded is to blame
makemenutraloaf t1_j6lncea wrote
Dude not cool, you set off my alexa.
DidDunMegasploded t1_j6n7zh8 wrote
Well, at least you'll be well-prepared. There's a plus!
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Maybe I shouldn't bring up that the procedure's gonna take less than an hou- awwwwww poop.
Majestic-Feedback541 t1_j6lnsl9 wrote
What were you even thinking??? ๐
DidDunMegasploded t1_j6n7qkn wrote
Look, I didn't know I needed a filling until my dentist sprang the news on me two weeks ago. So if you're gonna blame someone else...blame her!
Majestic-Feedback541 t1_j6n81nu wrote
Ok. What the hell was she thinking?????
angry_carbon t1_j6mt3l0 wrote
Itโs fine, just donโt let it happen again
indyaj t1_j6or0qr wrote
See how you are. ๐
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