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imconsideringdascrod t1_ja82rru wrote

Pepsi and butterscotch on grandad’s boat

You won’t go down ‘cause my dick can float

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Porcupine-Baseball t1_ja87voh wrote

When I was a car salesman, I sold the, at the time, editor and chief of this magazine a car.

I was young and didn't know how to drive a stick. His office was about an hour from our dealership.

When I arrived, we did the paperwork, and I drove his old car back to the dealership. He tossed me his keys and said, "I hope you can drive stick."

The trip home sucked, but I know how to drive a stick now.

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tossaway69420lol t1_ja8f3z4 wrote

🎶 The Nina, The Pinta, The Santa Maria, I’ll do you in your bottom while you’re drinking sangria…Boats and Hoes… 🎶

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Eugene-Pontecorvo t1_ja8i808 wrote

If you don’t think this is on purpose, I hope it’s sweet in your wholesome world 😉

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DidDunMegasploded t1_ja8thgh wrote

You have to wonder if this was an intentional move and they knew...

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LPACME t1_ja927e0 wrote

That is unfortunate.

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Dudeinairport t1_ja97wj9 wrote

Where magazine in California once did a similar thing where the woman on the cover blocked the middle E in “Where” and it looked like “Whore”.

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webchimp32 t1_ja9gfw0 wrote

Thought that was Cliff Richard on the left.

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cornbacon12 t1_jaa55ht wrote

Boats, hoes, and harbors, that should be Maine's slogan

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Leading_Degree_5502 t1_jaa9ghp wrote

Definitely seafood poisoning why else would their heads be so bulbous 🤔

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Tribute2Johnny t1_jaabwpx wrote

Almost as good as that horrible Portland Magazine 'Tall Ships' cover from 2014 or so.

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RevEveOfDestruction t1_jaage7q wrote

The longer you look at it, the more there is to see...the giant gap in the railing, the disproportionate heads, the odd reflections in the water...

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ptowndavid t1_jaaxdqq wrote

They moving the Catalina Wine Mixer to Maine this year?

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slothscantswim t1_jab96lm wrote

Ha! This magazine has been getting laughs at my job for months.

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