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ProfessionalOcelot44 t1_jckq7m9 wrote

40 percent keyboard enjoyers confuse and frighten me

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thepropbox OP t1_jckqpjk wrote

We are a special kind of breed. We always lurk in the shadows of our >50% overlords. But our time will come.

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bobasaurus t1_jckvisc wrote

Don't you miss the semicolon at least?

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thepropbox OP t1_jckwyif wrote

Nope, long L press! :)

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canibanoglu t1_jcl1ebk wrote

As a software engineer, this hurts my soul

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Lenoxx97 t1_jcl5f8y wrote

Just switch to python

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dafrimp t1_jclh6hq wrote

he said software engineer

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Lenoxx97 t1_jclp1x5 wrote

Do python applications not require engineering?

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_clydebruckman t1_jclq7zj wrote

They’re making fun of the language, but the world would fucking collapse if python disappeared tomorrow

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sesame_dukes0j t1_jcmftka wrote

It really wouldn't. There's a huge number of python engineers working in academia who think python is as widely used outside of academia as it is within academia.

The reality is it's pretty much exclusively used in academia. In two decades working in this industry I have never even seen a line of python code in my life except for a few blog posts here with sample code and there and even that is extremely rare.

Outside of academia, the best reaction you can hope for is "it must be good, so many other people use it!" but there a lot of people feel the same way about python as a vaccine scientist feels about homeopathy.

I personally think the world would be a better place if python disappeared tomorrow. I've seen articles saying it's 50x slower than other languages. If that's even remotely true - holy shit why would anyone use it for that reason alone? Also the whitespace rules are bullshit. And duck typing is bullshit. It uses garbage collection which is terrible. I could go on.

Many of the flaws in python also exist in other languages, but all of those other languages have other redeeming qualities (e.g. JavaScript is fast and runs everywhere). Python has zero redeeming qualities.

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kai325d t1_jcmjpzs wrote

If pythons disappear tomorrow, so many things would shut down and stop working it would even be funny

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Natbarama t1_jcml6yl wrote

Linux, Cisco switches and routers all use Python scripts IIRC. It would definitely cause some trouble lol

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canibanoglu t1_jco0o74 wrote

So you wrote all that and you don’t even know how to code?

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Ghgore t1_jcnwbtd wrote

Tell that to Discord, Instagram, Ubuntu (and many other distros).

Also speed isn't everything, especially if it comes at the cost of increased crashes due to errors from code complexity.

Plus most libraries are written in C/C++ anyway, so the performance really is not as much of a problem as you make it seem in your comment

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chars101 t1_jcoa9kp wrote

> Also speed isn't everything, especially if it comes at the cost of increased crashes due to errors from code complexity.

Strong typing gives Python an advantage over weakly typed languages like PHP and JS in managing complexity. But I see the advent of type annotations as an attempt to deal with the complexity large systems that people have built, like the ones you mentioned. Much like Typescript tries to do the same with JS code bases.

I've seen my fair share of hard to reason about Python code that breaks at run-time.

I'd rephrase what you said to "Speed isn't everything if you're IO bound." The places where Python has traditionally has been most popular is where it's shoving data around with perhaps some small manipulations. Feeding render pipelines at ILM, web development after people got fed up with the absence of design in PHP 3/4/5 or inheriting unreadable Perl CGI and now datascience and machine learning where it's used to hands on explore the data massage and then do the bulk of work in libraries implemented in Rust or C(++).

If correctness and speed aren't vital, it let's you do a lot with very little. And there's a large community that shares their tooling to help deal with those shortcomings (mypy, pyright, pyre, hypothesis, pandas, polars, PyO3) so you can postpone reimplantation of your Python prototype in a language that is more able to the point where it is unfeasible to do so.

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SlenderSmurf t1_jcna8ff wrote

dont care tbh, it works well for anything that doesn't need to be run at 10 billion calculations a second. Which is where software engineers who get paid to think hard about code live.

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Narrow-Importance65 t1_jcovcsf wrote

JavaScript is not fast and it doesn’t “run anywhere” , you’re thinking of java, which you said sucks because it uses garbage collection. Clearly you haven’t a fuckin clue what you’re talking about.

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dededecline t1_jclso41 wrote

There are valid reasons to dislike Python but this doesn’t even make sense as a joke

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dafrimp t1_jcnwagv wrote

oh? what do you take issue with structurally? and if you're a python developer I know structs might not be your strong suit ;p

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cromagnongod t1_jcm56k6 wrote

Mate you should make it just one button and it switches into a different symbol depending on how many seconds you hold it down

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my_name_isnt_clever t1_jcmj3c4 wrote

One key with an LCD embedded, and when you press it, it randomly shuffles all the characters and types the one it's on when you release.

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Nothingnoteworth t1_jcml2hp wrote

I’ve got a typewriter like that, a different symbol depending on how far you move the key/lever left or right

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monstergeek t1_jclwg4i wrote

I'd tell people the other keys are behind the keyboard lol .

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CommitteeNo6533 t1_jcmiyca wrote

So do you memorize dozens of macros to use it fully? Do you ever forget things like long L to get ';' ?

Edit: I see you've pretty much already answered in other comments! Interesting, I love the look, but just can't. I don't want to press multiple keys to type a character!

Otherwise I'd only use boards like this, they look awesome

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theskymoves t1_jcl6pjv wrote

I'm on 36 keys of a planck. More than enough with layers.

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dm_me_ur_keyboards t1_jcmbxp7 wrote

Especially when they start selling their kidneys just to get that fancy new 40%.

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gleenn t1_jcmrzsr wrote

They spend 60% less time searching for keys! Imagine how fast that must be!

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