The Top 20 Suckiest Songs That Ever Sucked In The Entire Universe 😆

Submitted by [deleted] t3_11dz3e5 in Music

  1. Backstreet Boys - I Want It That Way
  2. Savage Garden - Truly Madly Deeply
  3. Justin Bieber - Baby
  4. Beyonce - Put A Ring On It
  5. Black Eyed Peas - My Humps
  6. Gwen Stefani - Hollaback Girl
  7. Baha Men - Who Let The Dogs Out
  8. Los Del Rio - Macarena
  9. Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On
  10. Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby
  11. Spice Girls - 2 Become 1
  12. Aqua - Barbie Girl
  13. Eiffel 65 - Blue
  14. Crazy Frog - Axel F
  15. Lou Bega - Mambo Number 5
  16. OMI - Cheerleader
  17. Psy - Gangnam Style
  18. Chumbawamba - Tubthumping
  19. Ricky Martin - She Bangs
  20. Kesha - Bla Blah Blah
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fear_el_duderino t1_jabmt1v wrote

Are you by chance 12 and just discovered rock?

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[deleted] OP t1_jabqks4 wrote

I'm 38 turning12 next year. 🤣

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fear_el_duderino t1_jabqo3r wrote

That's... Worse than I thought

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[deleted] OP t1_jabqt87 wrote

I just made this post for shits and giggles. Never meant to do any harm. Just made it for a laugh.

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fear_el_duderino t1_jabr6i2 wrote

Yeah I'm just taking the piss lol, it's all good

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[deleted] OP t1_jabrbtt wrote

These are all massive hit songs. I obviously knew I was going to stir up a hornets nest. 😉

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Appropriate-Profit48 t1_jabm41q wrote

We get it, you hate pop

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[deleted] OP t1_jabnk4e wrote

How could you tell that? I don't have any idea where you could get that from. 😝 Actually I love a lot of pop and hio hop songs. I just hate really bad ones. I love songs like michael jackson billy jean, rhianna under my umbrella, the weekend blinding lights, akon dangerous, black eyed peas let's get it started. Loads of great pop and hip hop songs. To me these are just very annoying or way too sappy. These are all bangers they just suck to me.

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synapsing_at_random t1_jabnkop wrote

Steve Miller: Abracadabra

Styx: Mr. Roboto

Crash Test Dummies: Mmm Mmm Mmm

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[deleted] OP t1_jabo91z wrote

Mr roboto and abracadabra most definitely 😝👍👍

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calmdownmyguy t1_jablm0l wrote

No worst song ever list is complete without including Jessie's girl.

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[deleted] OP t1_jablui0 wrote

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[deleted] OP t1_jabm4vt wrote

I would not replace a thing. I hate them all with a passion. 😆

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Notinyourbushes t1_jabmbgo wrote

I will not sit here and listen to you bad mouth Axel F! He was Ye' before Ye' was Ye'!

He's a lyrical genius that defined the sound of a generation!

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ChefPneuma t1_jabmqmo wrote

This Axel F slander will not stand, man.

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Igiggiinvasion t1_jabnu8x wrote

Why is Savage garden in here? They don't deserve to be here, they are awesome! A huge inspiration to me, though it is probably not at all audible in my music

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[deleted] OP t1_jabo209 wrote

It's just me Just think it's sappy af. All of these songs are bangers to lots of people just not to me.

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Igiggiinvasion t1_jabo6km wrote

And how can you hate crazy frog, my whole childhood was crazy frog, crazy frog to me is what-Jk Hell with crazy frog. That song can die in a fire

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[deleted] OP t1_jaboic4 wrote

I think all music is great. If it keeps people happy that's all that matters. Just because I think it sucks doesn't really mean it does. I just have an opinion. Opinions aren't facts they really don't mean anything.

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Guitarist555 t1_jabojz5 wrote

My heart will go on is a banger

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thisizusername t1_jacrj3t wrote

Thou hast desecrated the holy name of Psy with his inclusion on this list. A plague upon your house!!!

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[deleted] OP t1_jacssmy wrote

Hahaha now that comment was awesome. Here's your gold medal for my favorite comment good sir or madam🥇

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thisizusername t1_jacu09u wrote

Thanks for the medal, but I would prefer a commitment that you perform the Gangnam Style dance at least once today!

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[deleted] OP t1_jad0b9a wrote

No way I would literally die from embarrassment.🤣

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[deleted] OP t1_jablrz2 wrote

All your garbage goes here in the comments guys let er rip. 😝

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chromohabilus t1_jablste wrote

I was hoping to see The Beach Boys - Kokomo

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gldmj5 t1_jabmqfr wrote

My man Robert Van Winkle deserves better

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[deleted] OP t1_jabr17h wrote

I had to google the name. That's Vanilla Ice? No man he definitely belongs here. 😝

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[deleted] OP t1_jabr848 wrote

Actually the song he did for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 called Ninja Rap is even way worse.🤣

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Key_Text_169 t1_jabmr3v wrote

All current top 40 country music.

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FandomMenace t1_jabo2l3 wrote

Those songs are all annoying af, but they're also megahits, which means by definition they very much do not suck.

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[deleted] OP t1_jabomr2 wrote

I know they don't. Just because I think they're bad doesn't mean they really are. Just having some fun.

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Stompingllama92 t1_jabofev wrote

Dude This is Glorious! That's one hell of a foul list you got there. why not make it up to 50

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[deleted] OP t1_jabow8n wrote

Oh I can do it man I could let the suckage continue times infinity. 🤣

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rock_attack t1_jabxyre wrote

well...It's good to know that nothing ever sucked before 1995!

(or your last high school dance in 2006)

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[deleted] OP t1_jabymub wrote

Ice ice baby was 1990 and my last dance was in 2003 thank you very much 🤣

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[deleted] OP t1_jabz7bz wrote

Also that's just what I could think of in a short time frame. The suckage goes on til the end of time man. Maybe I'll do an 80s suckage all on it's own because there was absolutely brutal stuff there. Cherry pie? Cheesiest metal song I ever heard in my life. If you can even call most of hair metal well metal.

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Comfortable-Flow-948 t1_jacaa9m wrote

Spot on…….disagree with Justin and Backstreet Boys. All the rest, on point!

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[deleted] OP t1_jacqjhl wrote

Hey meat loaf had a song called two out of three ain't bad. So I'm guessing 18 out of 20 is pretty damn good. 😆

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