Submitted by DoorAMii t3_yhs9v2 in Music

What are some song lyrics that out of context are just absolutely hilarious, cursed, or dumb without context? I can think of a ton of them but they are all from System of a Down

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VASP-0_0 t1_iufgf11 wrote

‘I wanna slit your throat and fuck the wound‘ -Slipknot (disasterpiece)

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2auraa t1_iufo64p wrote

No way i thought of that too lmao

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AimmersDDD t1_iufggob wrote

I love System. Gonorhea, Gorgonzola!

Beck: Loser

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2auraa t1_iufoaw0 wrote

„Mow down the sexy people“ is the first thing i thought of without reading your text which is in fact a song lyric from system of a down lol.

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DoorAMii OP t1_iuful7f wrote

My favorite, save for the word salads ones that are Chic n Stu and Vicinity of Obscenity would be from Cigaro

My cock is much bigger than yours

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kimikopossible t1_iufnc42 wrote

Coconut - Harry Nilsson

Wonton Soup - Lil B

Ellen DeGeneres - Lil B

And, perhaps my most favorite:

  1. David Jay 2. Peter Murphy 3. Kevin Haskins 4. Daniel Ash - Bauhaus
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KODO5555 t1_iufz2mw wrote

Incense and Peppermints - Strawberry Alarm Clock

Very intentional though.

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IdiotsThrowaway1984 t1_iugvst5 wrote

Hmm, probably:

"My girl, you know, she lashes out at me sometimes and I just fucking kick her then, ooh baby, she's ok"

Really any SOAD lyric could be on here tbh

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DuckCrimes t1_iugxhhw wrote

“I just f***ed a cup of water”- Pushin P

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Radial_Thirds t1_iuhbwn2 wrote

"The kiosk in my temporal lobe is shaped like Rosalyn Carter"

The Mars Volta: Tetragrammaton

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siamsaiocht t1_iufl353 wrote

goo goo g'joob -the beatles

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