Are those Chris Brown lyrics?

Well, at least you aren't being really weird and cringey about this.

Just kidding. That's the lamest, cringiest thing I've ever fucking seen. What are you, a god damn 14 year old girl? Holy hell, you wanna ride that dude's dick so bad.

Why don't you just make the thread you really want to make, and admit that you wanna suck his dick and be the next victim of his violent outbursts?