Submitted by Different_Dig6903 t3_ztwxv0 in Music
[deleted] t1_j1fu0ah wrote
Congratulations. You now win a lifetime supply of Geritol.
Fluffy_Little_Fox t1_j1fy1k0 wrote
I don't need your rockin' chair.
Your Geritol or your Medicare.
Well, I still got Neon in my veins.
This gray hair don't mean a thing.
I do my rockin' on the stage.
You can't put this possum in a cage.
My body's old but it ain't impaired.
I don't need your rockin' chair.
I ain't ready for the junkyard yet.
'Cause I still feel like a new corvette.
It might take a little longer but I'll get there.
Well, I don't need your rockin' chair.
(I don't even LIKE country music, WHY THE HELL DO I REMEMBER THIS SONG????)
[deleted] t1_j1fz3z6 wrote
Because it's better than:
- Work yer fangers to the bone, whaddyew git? Bony fangers!! Bony fangers!!
- I'm gonna hire a wino to decorate our home ....
- Spreadin' it around, from wun to anuther. Spreadin' it around, like peanut budder!!
- I'm messed up in Mexico, livin' on refried dreams!!
Fluffy_Little_Fox t1_j1fzkoy wrote
HERE'S YA ONE CHANCE, FANCY, DON'T LET ME DOWWWWWN...
[deleted] t1_j1g0eos wrote
Lil Charlet she's as purdy as the ainjels when they sang!!
I cain't balieve I'm out cheer on the front porch in this swang
Just a swangin!!
Backup singers from L.A.: Swinging!!
Fluffy_Little_Fox t1_j1g0sjv wrote
Link plz.
[deleted] t1_j1g24vn wrote
Wasn't kidding about any of them. Although I remember when I first heard the one about the refried dreams, my reaction was "Beam me up Scotty, they haven't wrapped the Ding Dongs in foil for 40 years!"
Fluffy_Little_Fox t1_j1hae3c wrote
"Beam me up Scotty, they haven't wrapped the Ding Dongs in foil for 40 years!"
What's THIS from????
[deleted] t1_j1hul3x wrote
Me.
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