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Fluffy_Little_Fox t1_j1fy1k0 wrote

I don't need your rockin' chair.

Your Geritol or your Medicare.

Well, I still got Neon in my veins.

This gray hair don't mean a thing.

I do my rockin' on the stage.

You can't put this possum in a cage.

My body's old but it ain't impaired.

I don't need your rockin' chair.

I ain't ready for the junkyard yet.

'Cause I still feel like a new corvette.

It might take a little longer but I'll get there.

Well, I don't need your rockin' chair.

(I don't even LIKE country music, WHY THE HELL DO I REMEMBER THIS SONG????)

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[deleted] t1_j1fz3z6 wrote

Because it's better than:

  • Work yer fangers to the bone, whaddyew git? Bony fangers!! Bony fangers!!
  • I'm gonna hire a wino to decorate our home ....
  • Spreadin' it around, from wun to anuther. Spreadin' it around, like peanut budder!!
  • I'm messed up in Mexico, livin' on refried dreams!!
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Fluffy_Little_Fox t1_j1fzkoy wrote

HERE'S YA ONE CHANCE, FANCY, DON'T LET ME DOWWWWWN...

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[deleted] t1_j1g0eos wrote

Lil Charlet she's as purdy as the ainjels when they sang!!
I cain't balieve I'm out cheer on the front porch in this swang
Just a swangin!!

Backup singers from L.A.: Swinging!!

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Fluffy_Little_Fox t1_j1g0sjv wrote

Link plz.

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[deleted] t1_j1g24vn wrote

https://youtu.be/7MBaGjVdaIk

https://youtu.be/MBEoczHfP-g

https://youtu.be/IDjQjV_Avgs

https://youtu.be/XJEbc5X4Cts

https://youtu.be/07_rnlBezQg

Wasn't kidding about any of them. Although I remember when I first heard the one about the refried dreams, my reaction was "Beam me up Scotty, they haven't wrapped the Ding Dongs in foil for 40 years!"

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