Submitted by RaccoonReady1914 t3_10j011r in Music
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Maco_Balia t1_j5hkspw wrote
Was his penis shaped like a hammer?
coffeejam108 t1_j5hl061 wrote
He probably did. Tim Allen seems like a real dumbass.
feckincrass t1_j5hlcmv wrote
“My nickname was ‘The Tool Man.’ What else was I supposed to do?”
-Tim Allen, probably
KrylonFlatWhite t1_j5hlggm wrote
r/lostredditors
generic_user023123 t1_j5hlw94 wrote
Was he making that weird grunting sound he does?
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awalktojericho t1_j5hmao2 wrote
He was a narc
gdtimmy t1_j5hmf1p wrote
Oh Tim, you silly boy. Classic
usarasa t1_j5hmk3s wrote
I don’t think so, Tim.
fiddlenutz t1_j5hmpqx wrote
Skin flute.
303elliott t1_j5hmydi wrote
He's always seemed like a total creep to me. His stand up is just misogyny masquerading as comedy. He's a piece of shit
CosmikDebris408916 t1_j5hn7z2 wrote
Lazer envy
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f700es t1_j5hobds wrote
I believe it
turbulent_toad t1_j5hppxr wrote
I heard this in Jill Taylor's voice
Maxfunky t1_j5hqnp9 wrote
Because Pamela Anderson's only accomplishment ever was making a sex tape with a musician. Otherwise she's a totally unknown quantity about whom we can only speculate.
And, because you idiots will apparently need this, /s.
diamened t1_j5hrl7w wrote
Right? And as far as I know, 23 is adult already
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masqueamig0s t1_j5hsrog wrote
Cocaine is a helluva drug https://allthatsinteresting.com/tim-allen-cocaine
garlic_b t1_j5hukz8 wrote
I just snotted my shirt!
dj_chai_wallah t1_j5i4xqc wrote
Buzz showed his Woody?
GGAdams_ t1_j5i5y6q wrote
Nice, now let's see Paul Allen's...
ExerciseNo4895 t1_j5i8uff wrote
Time flies.
ExerciseNo4895 t1_j5i9131 wrote
I wonder if he shapes his pubes like Richard Karn’s beard.
WallabyUpstairs1496 t1_j5j7d0a wrote
the microsoft guy?
offwidthe t1_j5hjxrj wrote
Why is this in music?