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the_town_bike t1_j9kltov wrote

This is Anchorman come to life

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turdferguson3891 t1_j9l1i89 wrote

The guy in the middle is definitely wearing Sex Panther.

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923kjd t1_j9lpp40 wrote

60% of the time he wears it every time.

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GeorgeHChrist t1_j9l93od wrote

Dude in the middle is definitely looking for some afternoon delight

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BILLYsmaalls t1_j9l4oyd wrote

Look at Hopper in the middle holding it down

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jroc83 t1_j9lsowx wrote

That guy without a doubt has blow

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dillrepair t1_j9n27kk wrote

First thing I saw. “Center guy is in the middle for reason”

…. Come get in on some of that rainbow

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jroc83 t1_j9qayhr wrote

I also would love to know why the guy on the immediate left is pretending to either hold a drink or feed the geese

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kirksucks t1_j9lroxk wrote

and blonde Pedro Pascal next to him.

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Colon t1_j9mcnuw wrote

i will never stop coming to this sub to see how significantly and horribly people can botch the doppelgänger game. dennis hopper and pedro pascal?? holy shit

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TheCamoDude t1_j9mfaiy wrote

Oh I was thinking Sherrif Hopper, AKA David Harbour

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SobahJam t1_j9li3y5 wrote

They were all 13 years old in their pic

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MaterialCarrot t1_j9kpxtc wrote

4 of these guys are just waiting for the 70's to end, 1 of them has been waiting for the 70's his entire life.

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citznfish t1_j9liu6m wrote

The one in the middle was definitely flying cocaine out of Colombia 🤣😂

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88cowboy t1_j9mkr0q wrote

Murder in Miami is a really good podcast about pilots flying cocaine. It's an interesting listen.

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sirtopumhat t1_j9ki3bg wrote

Getting some strong William Murderface vibes from that adonis in the middle.

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East_Adhesiveness_55 t1_j9kewlp wrote

middle looks like john c reilly

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mikevago t1_j9lf69i wrote

Son, Dewey Cox gotta think about his whole life before he poses for a group photo!

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RovertRelda t1_j9l9c8e wrote

Guy on his right looks like a blonde Matthew Broderick

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benny86 t1_j9kjyv2 wrote

The dude in the middle fucked.

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geeleedee1966 t1_j9ktq7a wrote

Dude in the middle said he fucked more than he actually did!

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season8branisusless t1_j9l1p9h wrote

He also definitely knows what cocaine smells like.

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Lachrondizzle23 t1_j9yeehe wrote

Hahahahahahahahahaa

I googled “Cocane Bear” for movie times this weekend and this guys picture came up.

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Feisty_Coyote9969 t1_j9l7get wrote

The dude in the middle has kids he doesn’t even know about

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squad1alum t1_j9lbjax wrote

The porn director, his producer and their legal team.

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Hamsterpatty t1_j9lj52m wrote

I thought that (middle) was a picture of young Hopper (from stranger things)

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SkyWizarding t1_j9ldlp6 wrote

These dudes are probably like 22

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Tikiku t1_j9lax7p wrote

Dude in the middle definitely owned a van with shag carpet on the interior walls

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amazingsandwiches t1_j9kr2dd wrote

Looks like middle dude is getting ready to buy a basketball team.

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Scarabdick t1_j9lkk8i wrote

This is probably a dumb question but just how far right was he?

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thisisme760 t1_j9lnu5b wrote

Guy in the middle definitely talked his way into, then immediately out of sex all the time.

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Hannabanana2046 t1_j9mk1om wrote

I zoomed in on the guy in the middle and I think I'm pregnant.

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dewayneestes t1_j9l9spv wrote

The guy next to your dad is the dealer, the guy next to the dealer is the guy everyone had to front for with the dealer because he was always in and out of jobs.

Your dad still misses him but was glad he kept him at arms length.

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thundermaker313 t1_j9ml5jx wrote

Yes, these fellas were a real news team…

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Hmccormack t1_j9naxn9 wrote

Your actual dad is in the middle FYI

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reglyt t1_j9lhzfp wrote

I don’t see what your dad’s politics have to do with this great picture.

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mywhataniceham t1_j9loiw7 wrote

you know he had a snake that could dial a phone!?

Bill Brasky!!!!

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giscience t1_j9mm59z wrote

The guy in the middle drove a pontiac firebird. I just know it.

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HawkeyeTen t1_j9p0qot wrote

Those cars just yelled manliness in that era, it seems.

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Perused t1_j9kqe74 wrote

The guy in the middle has a five head. Which is probably about a seven head by now.

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zertoman t1_j9l692b wrote

I’d rock that shirt even today.

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waikikirod t1_j9lbru7 wrote

Dude in the middle has an Evel Knievel stance

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herbdoc2012 t1_j9lck97 wrote

Cocaine is a hell of a drug!

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ShaneCoJ t1_j9lfneo wrote

Anchorman extras casting?

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Uratnik t1_j9lgt3l wrote

The dude in the middle has 100% thought about, and TRIED fucking your mother.

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hvanderw t1_j9lhlzy wrote

Play your cards right and you might meet the whole gang.

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jaggoffsmirnoff t1_j9los86 wrote

Ted and Andy! We haven't seen you two here in church in a minute.

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Equal_Procedure_167 t1_j9lvcpy wrote

Was this like The Office party cruise with a pic with the captain?

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RedIcarus1 t1_j9lwbmh wrote

Pretty sure I bought a used car from your dad.

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SoUnProfessional t1_j9m0ede wrote

Looks like a cocktail party. Did they work in sales?

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mothfactory t1_j9m6i2r wrote

How do people still manage to get dates wrong on this sub even when the photo is of their parent? This is absolutely the late 70s.

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vesper0000 t1_j9m7c46 wrote

Ole dude in the middle had three girlfriends named Stacy.

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tommys206 t1_j9m9aqv wrote

Guy in the middle could score an 8 ball of coke in a New York minute, anywhere. Guaranteed.

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theycallmenaptime t1_j9mdm1n wrote

That guy in the middle is the quintessential Sex Panther user.

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torinblack t1_j9mj486 wrote

The guy in the middle looks like his name is Mike.

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MediocreDad39 t1_j9mqzkf wrote

Your dad's far right? Q-Anon has entered the chat

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SunstormGT t1_j9no9p7 wrote

Lalo casually in the middle.

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Lost_in_Breslau t1_j9kh199 wrote

The man on the left looks like Stone Gossard from pearl jam.

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Vitalsignx t1_j9l9t9s wrote

No shit. The 2nd from the right looks like my dad.

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Various_Cricket4695 t1_j9ldyux wrote

The guy in the middle looks like the 3rd Festrunk brother.

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NiteShdw t1_j9lexlp wrote

They were such buddies they needed name tags. 😂

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calguy1955 t1_j9lfmtk wrote

The Big Chill audition.

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Brokenose71 t1_j9lhs4d wrote

Looks like good times for your dad

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casts_a_shadow t1_j9llyhv wrote

The guy in the middle looks like a Captain Planet-style entity the other 4 summoned by each naming the the type of polyester suit they’re wearing.

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OctaneRed392 t1_j9lmvlz wrote

Hmm. The title does not check out.

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ac210 t1_j9lnqe2 wrote

Guy in middle definitely supplied the drugs

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happyabeja t1_j9lpytp wrote

damn your dads bill hader and he's friends with a weird david tennant and david harbour?

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spicy187 t1_j9lq8ic wrote

I bet the dude in the middle LOVES cocaine???

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Gekkomoria t1_j9lvi1w wrote

Trevor from gta is your dad?

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roadcrew778 t1_j9lw3sy wrote

Is that in a FALC basement?

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KrazyOldMan5150 t1_j9lwfzx wrote

Riddle is solved. Dude in the middle let the dogs out.

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theDart t1_j9m1cg5 wrote

Your Dad still owes me 13£, we'll be in touch

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gkn_112 t1_j9m338o wrote

thats the a-team spin-off

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groenwat t1_j9m3ta9 wrote

Shake and Bake!

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griff1971 t1_j9m4kot wrote

News team, assemble!

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eastcoasteralways t1_j9kqw2i wrote

You did not even need to include the era. We know from the very first glance. Lmao! Love it.

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MerioVlof t1_j9kxm4d wrote

they look like serial killers, but it's the 70s. I'd say at least 1 in 5.

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Secretlyagummybear t1_j9l7wcs wrote

Cool! Don't know why we needed to know his political alignment thought.

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Pachulo5 t1_j9lx68g wrote

I can see all his mates are white but calling him far right is a bit harsh

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brightyoungthings t1_j9m7s2e wrote

It’s the pancake breakfast. We do it every month.

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SoboNative t1_j9m81n0 wrote

Wouldn’t even hint that your dad is far right on Reddit.

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cecilrt t1_j9mc8pc wrote

oh are we doing a who's in jail, skipped the country, fathered multiple kids?

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Seanut-Peanut-69 t1_j9mkfhg wrote

They definitely did a fresh line right before this pic lol

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tommy0guns t1_j9mng34 wrote

Your dad may be far right, but the guy in the middle is far out!

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BabyBearMan t1_j9mnxqo wrote

That’s one helluva Bar Mitzvah!

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RoinSM t1_j9mnyzr wrote

News team assemble

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Pleather_Boots t1_j9mo0ch wrote

I know we think they look ridiculous now but it was probably a fun era of clothing for a lot of men.

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wellhushmypuppies t1_j9mpztp wrote

Not just a yellow leisure suit, but a 3 piecer. Groovy.

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Low_Copy4023 t1_j9ms55p wrote

Pretty sure second from the left was the bad guy in every 80's high school movie.

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External-Lie-3658 t1_j9msjk4 wrote

The dude in the middle definitely refers to him self in the 3rd person when he talks to women.

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ImpendingSenseOfDoom t1_j9msuj2 wrote

Your dad looks just like a famous actor from that time but I can’t put my finger on what I remember him from or his name. Or if not an actor, some famous person. Like, he just looks so familiar.

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TheTaCo88 t1_j9mtoj6 wrote

The original cast of anchorman

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HideShadow t1_j9mtvq9 wrote

Everyone looks cool 👍

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bogas11 t1_j9mvgxy wrote

What news channel did they work for?

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E-Wildin t1_j9mvrtc wrote

If cocaine was a picture

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Kaotecc t1_j9mw38w wrote

Everyone saying it’s hopper in the middle but it looks EXACTLY like Krist Novoselic in the 90’s just with a stache lmao

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Aware_Yesterday_1846 t1_j9mwduw wrote

I remember my dad wearing the same shirt as the guy in the center.

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Plenty-Paramedic8269 t1_j9n0r8l wrote

Dude your Dad was in the Bee-gees? Nice. Also, The guy 2nd from the left almost looks like Christopher Walken.

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Dawgs-on-top-88 t1_j9n15tz wrote

Looks like the computer and porn conventions were held at the same hotel

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Hamilton-Beckett t1_j9n2ax4 wrote

I’m trying to party with the guy in the middle.

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Mpittkin t1_j9n2q2v wrote

Looks like we got a Mr Rogers, a young James Spader, the child of David Harbor and John C Reilly, Donald Sutherland on acid, aaaaaaaaand your dad.

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WinterMedical t1_j9n3igm wrote

Tell me the guy in the center continues to live his best life! Please!

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jacksonruckus t1_j9n7ylc wrote

Love this picture, such a cool mixture of personalities and styles. Willing to bet they are/were still close. Sorry, not sure how to phrase it.

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OverseerTycho t1_j9n9gho wrote

that dude in the middle drove a sports car and totally got a lot of chicks

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jimflanny t1_j9na6jq wrote

3-piece leisure suit 2nd from right. An abomination.

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makoadog t1_j9nbm18 wrote

Guy in the middle wears Panther Cologne, guaranteed.

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Rookie_Day t1_j9nhqx0 wrote

Listen all y'all, it's a sabotage

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etorres4u t1_j9nm7ev wrote

You can’t get more 70’s than the guy in the middle.

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[deleted] t1_j9nuqhf wrote

What's the badges say

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Brinksan51 t1_j9nwzkz wrote

Your Dad looks like Ted Bundt!!

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howie-stark t1_j9o9unf wrote

Middle guy is the cliche 70s guy. I dig it.

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Tom__mm t1_j9oksx3 wrote

Nice! Looks like the managers got one of the programmers drunk to find out what was really going on.

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spencewatson01 t1_j9opq5a wrote

Dude, put a spoiler on this. There are fertile women that could get pregnant just by looking at this photo.

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anally_ExpressUrself t1_j9ous7z wrote

Here are their professions, from left to right: lawyer, lawyer, car salesman, cocaine dealer, salesman.

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ThePolishKnight t1_j9ov8k3 wrote

At first glance I thought this was a production still from Anchorman!

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TheRealTony-Stark t1_j9owixn wrote

The guy in the middle fucks and doesn’t need a name tag

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Remarkable_CL t1_j9p3q7y wrote

The guy in the middle was the last one to "get serious" but now owns 15 Buffalo Wild Wings in the tri state area and a boat called "Wingin It."

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tei187 t1_j9p85pl wrote

Jesus... My first thought was that your dad is the one most seemingly "far right", not that he's the one standing on the far right side.

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Jonesy_2ls t1_j9p96gr wrote

100% the guy in the middle is as bald as a cue ball now and thinks about his majestic mane daily.

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heroesarestillhuman t1_j9pa9pc wrote

"How 1970's is this picture? The answer is none. None more 1970's than this."

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talentsmart t1_j9peua9 wrote

We all know the man in the middle sucked the ladies in like a tractor beam.

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DaKKn t1_j9q6byv wrote

Ted?

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DaKKn t1_j9q6s1o wrote

Just realized guy to the right is really Ted.

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fenway206 t1_j9ud40y wrote

I want that shirt

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Teamocil2001 t1_j9knqrx wrote

Hmm, he doesn’t look like a fascist

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gapmail t1_j9l5mvq wrote

It can be rough having parents who are far right

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