Homecoming, 1987

Girl: "Rachel needs an escort for the homecoming queen ceremony at halftime. She wants you to escort her."

Me: "What??? She just broke up with me. Rachel can FO, I'm doing her no favors. She can find some other chump to hold her coat."

Girl: "You get to drive my dad's 1966 Corvette Stingr-"

Me: "Done."