Submitted by mikeyv683 t3_1237oz8 in OldSchoolCool
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ThatsGottaBeKane t1_jdu1z7j wrote
Why has nobody made a joke about chickens yet?
blowthepoke t1_jdtpkuv wrote
Not that I spend a lot of time looking at Alice Cooper, but that looks nothing like what I remember him to look like 🤣
Dean_TVP t1_jdurpoj wrote
No more Mr. Spice Guy
Specific-Ant-3065 t1_jdw3fzd wrote
This is a SEVERELY underrated comment.
JerkilyFreshen62 t1_jdtlbd5 wrote
The look in his face is half confusion and half terror...
freshcoastghost t1_jdtmcd8 wrote
Welcome to my nightmare
qinyongrong t1_jdtmmrs wrote
Alice Cooper is magic.
He clearly stole that beer from the still life painting behind him.
EarsMcGears t1_jdtmpou wrote
For Once…. I’m Speechless; No Comeback
SoylentGrunt t1_jdtnqnh wrote
Amsterdam? Judging from their eyes I think we just deduced one of the the colonel's secret herbs and spices,,,
Unable_Duty7809 t1_jdu7b2h wrote
If you haven't taken the time to read up on Harland Sanders he actually had an incredibly interesting life.
I mean looking at those two you might think there's no chance that he had a crazier life than Alice Cooper... I'm not saying he did, I'm not saying he didn't, I'm just saying it's a lot closer than you might think.
Revolutionary-Hat-96 t1_jdtpqw3 wrote
Alice Cooper was born in 1948. He is 26 years old here. Seems older.
Wompats4Bajor t1_jdutvx5 wrote
Love Alice. Billion Dollar Babies is flawless. It's a miracle he was able to survive, considering the pervasive and extreme nature of the alcoholism he suffered from. Probably wouldn't have made it tho if he had been addicted to the Colonel's original recipe, instead.
Damn, it's been a couple years, I think I want some KFC.
GrumpyCatStevens t1_jdvu85s wrote
I had KFC a couple months ago. These days you're not missing much.
PMyourDnDfeat t1_jdtmz62 wrote
He IS real!
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Plonsky2 t1_jdtzfmo wrote
I've met Alice twice so far. The Colonel, never.
choosemymajor t1_jdtzxl3 wrote
Lifetime of drumsticks did my man dirty
SimpleExplodingMan t1_jdu0zkh wrote
Why though?
ynazuma t1_jdwacyi wrote
That was one wild party. The geese were about to arrive
Kali_Drummer t1_jdwrzn0 wrote
Col. Sanders looks like he's back from Refrigerator Heaven
HighlyBiasedDane t1_jdwyzhu wrote
It’s actually ‘am-shter-dahm
C205- t1_jdubc5r wrote
Colonel Sanders, the OG of stolen valor.
AlexDKZ t1_jdvae29 wrote
>stolen valor
Well, he did have a legit title of "Kentucky Colonel" given by the governor. But yeah, it would be like an actor or a musician being given an honorary doctorate by a college and then insisting to be addressed as a doctor, kinda dickish.
visceralMutiny t1_jdtlwe7 wrote
‟When’s this babe Alice getting here?” - Colonel Sanders