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DeepSouthDude t1_jeah2rx wrote

Love the extreme close-up crotch shot.

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Alex_DeLarge99 t1_jeambko wrote

I remember the "hidden gusset" was such a strange concept, and was a big hit in my martial arts circle of friends who just repeatedly found ways to make fun of this. But then we all secretly bought a pair of these. I can say without a doubt, and not only for kicking, but for such simple things as sitting, these were the best! Every pair of jeans you can buy these days makes my whole "section" scream for help when I sit. Don't know who tf these things are designed for, stickmen maybe. Do people not have leg muscles anymore?

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knot_alone t1_jedfj3c wrote

Chuck Norris's jeans are so tight to prevent excess oxygen from reaching his legs and causing involuntary Roundhouse Kicks.

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knot_alone t1_jedfp2b wrote

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his jeans in the ocean. Too many tsunamis.

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knot_alone t1_jedftwd wrote

Chuck Norris's cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.

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asarjip t1_jeepihy wrote

I begged my parents for these during my Ninja/martial arts addiction in the 1980's. Never got them.

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