Submitted by big_macaroons t3_ycpyx0 in OldSchoolCool
CTPlayboy t1_itnowd5 wrote
Testicle wrecker gear shifter. I have a scar on my scrotum to this day. And I have no children. π€
fotograficoguy t1_itnpuf7 wrote
Don't blame Schwinn for you inability to get laid.
CTPlayboy t1_itnsevw wrote
I got laid plenty back in the 70s, 80s, 90s, 2000s, 2010sβ¦2022 it donβt matter as much as it used to.
Aloud_Outside t1_itok481 wrote
If you are trying to reproduce, you may wanna try the opposite sex.
Soft-Ad-1603 t1_itpvewx wrote
ππππππππ GOTTEM!
CTPlayboy t1_itormyr wrote
Itβs more likely that you assume much and know little.
Aloud_Outside t1_itp1873 wrote
I know that you are boasting about your sexual prowess to strangers on the internet.
That's more than I want to know about you.
HermanCainAward t1_itq7y82 wrote
Imagine being 70 and boasting about having sex on Reddit. π
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