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NAAnymore OP t1_islypak wrote

Edit: the user is u/sexymess777, sorry for the missing seven. You can see the original post by checking their post history

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xstar97 t1_ism0400 wrote

I didn't think tom cruise was that old. How is he still in his prime??

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[deleted] t1_ism0o0c wrote

300 sailors go in, 150 couples come out

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kitzelbunks t1_ism2a8f wrote

Did men shave their chest hair back then? Yikes.

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Water-Donkey t1_ism5dm9 wrote

Replying to kitzelbunks (#120,088)

For some reason, I kind of suspect this photo was made to look old rather than that it actually is from the 40s. I’m probably wrong, just something about it seems off for some reason, even the black and white version.

Still hot, I’m here for it whether old or new, just saying.

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TheChuck76 t1_ism6c6m wrote

It would be utterly disturbing to board a boat full of seamen

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klemthom t1_ismbqlp wrote

Uh, why are their shorts open? Just an observation.

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1320Fastback t1_ismdxul wrote

I said it 8 hours ago and I'll say it again. Why... Why are their shorts open?

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The_Great_19 t1_ismfrva wrote

Dear Fashion, please bring tight boy shorts back as a trend. Thank you.

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mrgreenw t1_ismgb9n wrote

There’s a lot more than 2 semen in this pic.

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PBTQ1998 t1_ismhucn wrote

Just looks like a couple of guys hanging in South Beach

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craigeeeeeeeeee t1_ismi4rq wrote

They both went on to become Man Hole Inspectors once they got out.

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fazhenda t1_ismkehw wrote

In the Navy... 🎵

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JohnnyProphet t1_isml8o1 wrote

Button it up boyz, this aint the british navy

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scottwax t1_ismmtx2 wrote

Is that Seaman and Swallows?

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phuzzy1deep t1_ismpfex wrote

Straight man here: Fuck, those are some good lookin dudes.

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colimar t1_ismrqfn wrote

I think it moved

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Jamfour9 t1_ismvava wrote

Hoochie daddies 👀

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laurus85 t1_ismwip5 wrote

No way on earth my balls would fit in those shorts

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IcanSew831 t1_isn0b0y wrote

Guy on the left can get it.

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akat_walks t1_isn1bu9 wrote

Yes, I too am something of a scientist

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jaredtrp t1_isn389o wrote

Those shorts are tighter than a presidential election.

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PuddingPainter t1_isn6ykz wrote

Is this how my grandfather spent his days at dockside bars in WW2? Couple of tugboat seamen and ready to drop their anchors.

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ThePizzaNoid t1_isneslj wrote

It's so hard to be really really ridiculously good looking.

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NAAnymore OP t1_isngqfk wrote

Replying to phuzzy1deep (#121,191)

I've never understood why one can't say that someone is good looking just because they're attracted to another gender. It's more like appreciating a piece of art, isn't it?

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nicnar18 t1_isnqc14 wrote

How did men in 1940s shave their body so smooth !?? Did they have laser treatment then ?

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NAAnymore OP t1_isnr2un wrote

Replying to buwefy (#122,692)

So you can't tell if a cat or an old lady or a little kid is good looking or not? I think it's the same thing, like "I can appreciate the beauty of this being without wanting to stick my dick in it"

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KoppeDFO t1_isnr9vj wrote

O sweet Jesus those look tight look at the dude on left his poor balls

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laxmia12 t1_iso1kgj wrote

The strange thing is this was gay in plain sight but no one was wiser. They were just considered 2 friends. With benefits of course.

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Skelegoat t1_iso2bou wrote

Why do they shave??? Serious question, vanity?

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ASDFzxcvTaken t1_iso8iwn wrote

Replying to buwefy (#122,692)

I was the same, basically it boils down generally to... physically fit, not noticablly asymmetrical, generally not un friendly face.

Boom, straight man's guide to judging other men.

Edit: forgot the obvious, looks healthy and wealthy.

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tagjohnson t1_iso8qit wrote

I really don't think these are really sailors.

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Bcruz75 t1_isoam3i wrote

Marlin Brando and John Elway

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Danonbass86 t1_isodmwu wrote

Me: a dude who likes girls Also me: 🥵

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whereyouatdesmondo t1_isogaap wrote

Replying to buwefy (#122,692)

I agree, as a straight dude, I can’t tell if these men are good-looking. I’d need to get up closer, really study them, maybe on a weekend beach getaway, playing volleyball and laughing.

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orc0909 t1_isohec7 wrote

Straight man here. I would definitely have sex with both of these dudes.

Ok, so maybe the straight part was a bit of a simplification.

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pfunkk007 t1_isokqj0 wrote

So just looking at those shorts hurts me.

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isaacseaman t1_isooill wrote

Damn my username is finally useful.

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27pH t1_isoqusy wrote

Replying to NAAnymore (#122,744)

I sort of get what he is saying: if we exclude obvious handsome fellows, then I don’t really see what would be the key indicators for regular dudes.

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forsennata t1_isovv11 wrote

if only more men would post pics of themselves in these tight little shorts.... there would be fewer involuntary celibates out there.

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GingerJacob36 t1_isox2wc wrote

One seaman. One seaboy. Both good looking dudes.

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Lomalizer t1_isp13c7 wrote

This pic alone can turn straight men gay or bisexual at least.

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999drew999 t1_ispu22h wrote

Guy on the left is a dead ringer for 007 minus the hairy chest.

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ColoursUnited t1_ispwcqq wrote

Well that's one way to cancel your sperm count....oooh lovely

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hudd357mag t1_isqa9ns wrote

Before high fructose corn syrup and palm oil calories

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