ipgurl t1_itpzf9s wrote on October 25, 2022 at 1:41 PM

Cause she's naked under the towel.

Affectionate-Boot-12 t1_itqtwkq wrote on October 25, 2022 at 5:05 PM

I’m naked under my clothes but it doesn’t make me NSFW.

mrmitchs t1_itqvua1 wrote on October 25, 2022 at 5:18 PM

Do you look like Jayne Mansfield under your clothes? If you do, it does.

ipgurl t1_itrohom wrote on October 25, 2022 at 8:20 PM

i forgot to add /s . thought it was obvious

Jaded-Trainer12 t1_itsxnz8 wrote on October 26, 2022 at 1:46 AM

Omg..can't argue with that logic. 😂

TotesGnar t1_its8ejc wrote on October 25, 2022 at 10:35 PM

Because it'll make you click on it if it's NSFW

[deleted] t1_itsezcc wrote on October 25, 2022 at 11:24 PM

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Remote_Profit_3399 t1_itsjdwi wrote on October 25, 2022 at 11:58 PM

Who do you work for?

Puritan?

kog t1_itsfm04 wrote on October 25, 2022 at 11:29 PM

Because it's not safe to view at work

Remote_Profit_3399 t1_itsj9as wrote on October 25, 2022 at 11:57 PM

Because in America we are deathly afraid of nipples.

We’re the land of the free and home of the brave, but show us a partially naked breast and we’re like Superman wearing a knapsack filled with Kryptonite.

Affectionate-Boot-12 t1_ittqw1l wrote on October 26, 2022 at 6:36 AM

But… there are no nipples on display.

AE_WILLIAMS t1_itq2tcm wrote on October 25, 2022 at 2:06 PM

Because her kid Olivia from SVU is probably nearby, and she ends up ruining the lives of pretty much everyone she meets.

Jayne Mansfield - 1960

Affectionate-Boot-12 t1_itpqdh9 wrote on October 25, 2022 at 12:29 PM