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raymate t1_iwd9mfc wrote

What about that jumper

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CucaMonga6425 OP t1_iwd9rcj wrote

I canโ€™t blame that on my parents Iโ€™ve always had a unique sense of style lol ๐Ÿ˜‚

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psychopathic_shark t1_iwds003 wrote

To be fair in the late 80s and early 90s jumpers like that were all the rage!

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whatsasimba t1_iwei1y9 wrote

That sweater says, "I've got a new Lisa Frank sticker book waiting for me at home!"

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simplyfloating t1_iwej3u8 wrote

BRUH IM DEAD ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€ please tell me you still wear cat sweaters

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CucaMonga6425 OP t1_iwelc9l wrote

Yes I do still wear cat sweaters theyโ€™re a bit more stylish though. lol ๐Ÿ˜†

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PM_ME_WH4TEVER t1_iweuok5 wrote

โ€œIf you want, to destroy my sweater!โ€ ๐ŸŽถ

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Gientry t1_iwhkbjw wrote

that cat sweater would be a lady killer today if you still have it

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AffectionateFox8001 t1_iwdhr8h wrote

At least it wasn't those bangs and a ponytail! Very Cabbage Patch Kid vibes ๐Ÿ’“

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CucaMonga6425 OP t1_iwdi5gf wrote

Iโ€™ve refused to have bangs since I was old enough to pick my own haircut, mom was a cosmetologist she tried to sneak them back in when I was a teenager and I threw an epic fit. lol ๐Ÿ˜‚

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minasnarker t1_iweqr6y wrote

I donโ€™t know if any kid made it out of the 90s without bangs.

The biggest reason I hated them was because of how often I was carted to the hairdresser to get them trimmed. I took the initiative an โ€œcut them myselfโ€ one time, only I cut down to the damned root and had a bald patch for months ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Iggmeister t1_iwdefsh wrote

we all had those in the 90's no?

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CucaMonga6425 OP t1_iwdel1l wrote

Glad to know Iโ€™m not the only one to suffer this indignity lol ๐Ÿ˜†

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LoddyDoddee t1_iwdfyua wrote

Yeah, my mom used to do me dirty, too. A girl mullet. An afro-style perm. Giant Sally Jesse Raphael glasses. Lol.

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coolNCbrotha t1_iwdoz8f wrote

Please seek mental health assistance for the childhood trauma you experienced!!!...Lol

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Kradget t1_iweaz5b wrote

As someone who had a mean bowl cut, there are a lot of us who probably want to airbrush our old photos.

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MakuNagetto t1_iwdiwao wrote

Yeah, isn't that the bowl cut all kids had back then?

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Iggmeister t1_iweiqzs wrote

Yeah, we would go to the barbers and ask for a Mushroom

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kenneld t1_iwdq9wr wrote

Absolutely. Lots of pictures of me and my cousins with that exact haircut.

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Red-Corvus t1_iwgsk6r wrote

Lol....I was sincerely scrolling the comments for the first Oliver Tree reference. Kudos.

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Obar-Dheathain t1_iwdhj4n wrote

Well at least it distracts attention away from the way you dressed.

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L1amm t1_iwdri7x wrote

To be fair no one probably noticed while you were wearing that fantastic sweater.

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Ihatecoughsyrup t1_iwgyzbq wrote

Exactly. I would proudly wear a sweater like that one. Itโ€™s amazing!

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Dyzastr_us t1_iwexza9 wrote

Definitely a 90โ€™s sweater

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unseenmover t1_iwdjj89 wrote

thats pretty bbbbaaaaaaddddd

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tivnan1989 t1_iwdku0z wrote

I didnโ€™t even notice the haircut honestly. My eyes went right to that sweater ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Pabst_Malone t1_iwdkubs wrote

That goofy shit is back in style now

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bigdog1771 t1_iwdqil7 wrote

Otherwise it would not have matched the sweater.

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Zoidley t1_iwdr60k wrote

At least the look is saved by that amazing beautiful perfect sweater

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chevalier716 t1_iwdtp8i wrote

I too had that haircut. My parents called it the "mushroom"

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blobfish_brotha t1_iwetejr wrote

But they also gave you that masterpiece of a sweater!

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kjeld72 t1_iwddv8a wrote

now show us your recent hairstyle, see how you improved :)

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kjeld72 t1_iwdh917 wrote

Youve got my stamp of approval:) nice

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Reckless_flamingos t1_iwdhb0j wrote

Youโ€™ve recovered beautifully! Iโ€™m happy you moved past your trauma

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greenmeensgo60 t1_iwe5b6x wrote

Clearly child abuse.....yet she's smiling?

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Much_Ad_6421 t1_iwe7nw1 wrote

The saving grace of that sweater are the two kitties๐Ÿ˜„

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milliescatmom t1_iweas6u wrote

We used to all this a mushroom cut!

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tungpunchmyfartbox t1_iwee3fe wrote

Step mom did a similar hair cut to me and permed it!! My siblings called me poodle for over a year.

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65022056 t1_iwei8nf wrote

Shirt is killer tho

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Gelvandorf t1_iweq2nj wrote

That sweater is straight fire though

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Jsmith0730 t1_iwetsmt wrote

Everyone had that haircut in the early 90s.

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Violet624 t1_iwfhisb wrote

But that sweater is just awesome

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biff444444 t1_iwdb3e5 wrote

Revenge: when they get old, do not take care of them, instead just remind them about this haircut. Fair is fair.

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ZoeNowhere t1_iwdbnqd wrote

I hope you found the strength to forgive them.

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youmas t1_iwdofe1 wrote

Great to see a young Mother Teresa.

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cattaillss t1_iwdt589 wrote

I think you look adorable.

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Tom__mm t1_iwdvz0h wrote

They must have just seen Ken Branaghโ€™s Henry V.

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Scottybt50 t1_iwdw0bj wrote

Just making sure you had something to post to Reddit in your later years.

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Artlawyer1 t1_iwe9gw2 wrote

You look like Oliver Tree.

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mustbealady t1_iwe9wbt wrote

I stg you are the carbon copy of my aunt Julie...she rocked that look and is still rocking it now ๐Ÿ˜‚

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CheetoNugg t1_iwearte wrote

this is so adorable, i had the same haircut!!

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Paesano2000 t1_iwee3f4 wrote

80s kid here, we all had it, you were not alone. ๐Ÿฅฃโœ‚๏ธ

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Middledamitten t1_iweeveb wrote

Thanks for the smile! My daughter of similar age suffered the same fate! I blame her father but she has not forgiven me for allowing it to happen.

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Infamous_Tonight5717 t1_iwef9hr wrote

Hey now, look at the brightside. Atleast your adorable hairstyle matches your cute sweater...

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VagueMagazine t1_iwefk8w wrote

I think you look charming. And a lovely smile.

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molly590 t1_iweihty wrote

I had that same sweater and haircut in โ€˜96!

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simplyfloating t1_iwej11w wrote

literally burst into laughter out loud, and then the cat sweatshirt ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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SaveusJebus t1_iwek480 wrote

Oh the hair lol... my daughter would love that sweater though.

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baigish t1_iweqd1s wrote

You looked cute! Give yourself a break๐Ÿ˜Š

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jfduval76 t1_iwerbjw wrote

Donโ€™t worry, this shirt helped to distract from the hair.

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steinmas t1_iwespm4 wrote

My goodness Iโ€™ve never seen a fedora haircut.

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VeryAlmostSpooky t1_iwesw4t wrote

I hope you returned your parents to the parent store after this.

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Bonbonnibles t1_iwetbgz wrote

Everything about this is wonderful and darling. I'm very glad you had this haircut and outfit, and you should do an adult recreation of it.

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LegionZSniper t1_iwewhxl wrote

Basically tik tok hair. You just ahead of time.

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NeuroDawg t1_iwf0kki wrote

The haircut is what you see as the monstrosity here?

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JPO1012 t1_iwfixtx wrote

OMG, thatโ€™s too funny. Tell them your memory is long and payback is coming.

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ccerulean t1_iwg5482 wrote

Ah yes, the Dorothy Hamill cut. I had it too.

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HitmanClark t1_iwg94xz wrote

A ton of kids in the โ€˜90s were stuck with that terrible bowl cut. I was spared, but Iโ€™m still not sure how.

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DeftTrack81 t1_iwg9u7x wrote

You poor bastard. What did you do to piss them off?

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Too-Troubadour t1_iwgdkm1 wrote

Your face is wearing the expression that the hair cut demands.

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EpikNyan t1_iwghaav wrote

got the "grandma's ceramic cherub" haircut

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CommadorVic20 t1_iwgm177 wrote

whats the statue <--- of limitations on suing for that haircut?

(i heard Donnie Baker say it that way once and now i cant spell it correctly anymore)

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Nurssus t1_iwgtoah wrote

Call a lawyer ๐Ÿ˜

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MissRockNerd t1_iwhvop4 wrote

You too? In those bangs and that sweater, we could have been twins ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ.

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rhussia t1_iwdm86v wrote

The sweater is of more concern !

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New-Syllabub-7394 t1_iwdnq1u wrote

Don't worry...Oliver Tree rocks this haircut now and has made it cool. I'm going in for this cut on Thursday.

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SouthernSapphic t1_iwdtce0 wrote

Aww be nice to your child self, OP. I think this picture looks precious!

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Aware_Branch_2370 t1_iwe9bic wrote

I legit thought it was going to say โ€œsweaterโ€ but yeah the haircut tooโ€ฆ

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Forsaken-Basil2748 t1_iwear0w wrote

omg you were such a "cute ugly" kid, i dont blame them! soo adorable!

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PianoMike74 t1_iweksce wrote

I mean its cool now but don't downplay that death sentence of a sweater in 1990!!

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bdgm33 t1_iwex2n1 wrote

Save some ass for the rest of us.

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sk8fasterdude t1_iwfayal wrote

I just saw a lady on a TV show with that haircut

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ScoobaMonsta t1_iwfynqz wrote

They also gave you a monstrosity of a jumper too!

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sarapocono t1_iwgft9c wrote

It matches the sweater perfectlygif

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TopangaTiki t1_iwgilwd wrote

Sorry but I honestly donโ€™t see the problem considering the times. I remember. You remind me of the little boy twins in Full House. Forgot their names. (Nicky and Alex I think?) Like theyโ€™d be wearing that on a Christmas episode.

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xmac t1_iwg47lj wrote

You blame them for that haircut when you have that face? It was this or the Cousin It look.

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