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CucaMonga6425 OP t1_iwd9rcj wrote
I canโt blame that on my parents Iโve always had a unique sense of style lol ๐
psychopathic_shark t1_iwds003 wrote
To be fair in the late 80s and early 90s jumpers like that were all the rage!
whatsasimba t1_iwei1y9 wrote
That sweater says, "I've got a new Lisa Frank sticker book waiting for me at home!"
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ScoobaMonsta t1_iwfyq8l wrote
Not where I was in the 90โs
simplyfloating t1_iwej3u8 wrote
BRUH IM DEAD ๐๐ please tell me you still wear cat sweaters
CucaMonga6425 OP t1_iwelc9l wrote
Yes I do still wear cat sweaters theyโre a bit more stylish though. lol ๐
PM_ME_WH4TEVER t1_iweuok5 wrote
โIf you want, to destroy my sweater!โ ๐ถ
Gientry t1_iwhkbjw wrote
that cat sweater would be a lady killer today if you still have it
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PearlLakes t1_iwdda2n wrote
This is more r/blunderyears than r/oldschoolcool
strippersandcocaine t1_iwdxpk5 wrote
Lol thatโs where I thought I was
DeadWishUpon t1_iwecv0j wrote
Me too!
AffectionateFox8001 t1_iwdhr8h wrote
At least it wasn't those bangs and a ponytail! Very Cabbage Patch Kid vibes ๐
CucaMonga6425 OP t1_iwdi5gf wrote
Iโve refused to have bangs since I was old enough to pick my own haircut, mom was a cosmetologist she tried to sneak them back in when I was a teenager and I threw an epic fit. lol ๐
minasnarker t1_iweqr6y wrote
I donโt know if any kid made it out of the 90s without bangs.
The biggest reason I hated them was because of how often I was carted to the hairdresser to get them trimmed. I took the initiative an โcut them myselfโ one time, only I cut down to the damned root and had a bald patch for months ๐
Iggmeister t1_iwdefsh wrote
we all had those in the 90's no?
CucaMonga6425 OP t1_iwdel1l wrote
Glad to know Iโm not the only one to suffer this indignity lol ๐
LoddyDoddee t1_iwdfyua wrote
Yeah, my mom used to do me dirty, too. A girl mullet. An afro-style perm. Giant Sally Jesse Raphael glasses. Lol.
coolNCbrotha t1_iwdoz8f wrote
Please seek mental health assistance for the childhood trauma you experienced!!!...Lol
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Kradget t1_iweaz5b wrote
As someone who had a mean bowl cut, there are a lot of us who probably want to airbrush our old photos.
MakuNagetto t1_iwdiwao wrote
Yeah, isn't that the bowl cut all kids had back then?
Iggmeister t1_iweiqzs wrote
Yeah, we would go to the barbers and ask for a Mushroom
brightyoungthings t1_iwe7bkz wrote
Had this cut as well but my hair was bone straight, no curl at all lol
kenneld t1_iwdq9wr wrote
Absolutely. Lots of pictures of me and my cousins with that exact haircut.
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Red-Corvus t1_iwgsk6r wrote
Lol....I was sincerely scrolling the comments for the first Oliver Tree reference. Kudos.
SuperBethesda t1_iwdf910 wrote
Haircut matched your sweater.
Obar-Dheathain t1_iwdhj4n wrote
Well at least it distracts attention away from the way you dressed.
L1amm t1_iwdri7x wrote
To be fair no one probably noticed while you were wearing that fantastic sweater.
Ihatecoughsyrup t1_iwgyzbq wrote
Exactly. I would proudly wear a sweater like that one. Itโs amazing!
hheiser1 t1_iwdpyp2 wrote
The 90s weren't my best years either. Don't know why I let my mom talk me into a bowl cut.
XIV-Questions t1_iwewbok wrote
Ohhhh darling child and I love the sweater. Heartwarming.
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Dyzastr_us t1_iwexza9 wrote
Definitely a 90โs sweater
BalladOfWormz t1_iwdeqop wrote
Is that a Flobee!?
unseenmover t1_iwdjj89 wrote
thats pretty bbbbaaaaaaddddd
tivnan1989 t1_iwdku0z wrote
I didnโt even notice the haircut honestly. My eyes went right to that sweater ๐
Pabst_Malone t1_iwdkubs wrote
That goofy shit is back in style now
bigdog1771 t1_iwdqil7 wrote
Otherwise it would not have matched the sweater.
Zoidley t1_iwdr60k wrote
At least the look is saved by that amazing beautiful perfect sweater
chevalier716 t1_iwdtp8i wrote
I too had that haircut. My parents called it the "mushroom"
Commanderfemmeshep t1_iwe9oo1 wrote
You absolutely a Cabbage Patch kid
nmj95123 t1_iweqkll wrote
Did you parents bring along the cabbage patch catalog to pick your hair style?
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CucaMonga6425 OP t1_iwes1ss wrote
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blobfish_brotha t1_iwetejr wrote
But they also gave you that masterpiece of a sweater!
kjeld72 t1_iwddv8a wrote
now show us your recent hairstyle, see how you improved :)
CucaMonga6425 OP t1_iwde238 wrote
kjeld72 t1_iwdh917 wrote
Youve got my stamp of approval:) nice
Reckless_flamingos t1_iwdhb0j wrote
Youโve recovered beautifully! Iโm happy you moved past your trauma
SlappyDoo_MeToo t1_iweexne wrote
What a lovely human! โค
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LordDaxx1204 t1_iwdhlkq wrote
That sweater is gorgeous!
Expensive-Let3055 t1_iwdxlrn wrote
Pat character from SNL
greenmeensgo60 t1_iwe5b6x wrote
Clearly child abuse.....yet she's smiling?
Much_Ad_6421 t1_iwe7nw1 wrote
The saving grace of that sweater are the two kitties๐
milliescatmom t1_iweas6u wrote
We used to all this a mushroom cut!
tungpunchmyfartbox t1_iwee3fe wrote
Step mom did a similar hair cut to me and permed it!! My siblings called me poodle for over a year.
65022056 t1_iwei8nf wrote
Shirt is killer tho
Appropriate_Fee9685 t1_iwekzth wrote
You're a cabbage patch doll
Ihaveaverylongname_ t1_iwem79j wrote
You look like a cabbage patch doll
Shalynhuetter t1_iwen35d wrote
That sweater is dope though!
Gelvandorf t1_iweq2nj wrote
That sweater is straight fire though
Jsmith0730 t1_iwetsmt wrote
Everyone had that haircut in the early 90s.
thefriendlyghost777 t1_iwevuk2 wrote
Love the sweater
Exact-Conclusion9301 t1_iwf54r0 wrote
Thatโs a dope sweater though
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Violet624 t1_iwfhisb wrote
But that sweater is just awesome
biff444444 t1_iwdb3e5 wrote
Revenge: when they get old, do not take care of them, instead just remind them about this haircut. Fair is fair.
ZoeNowhere t1_iwdbnqd wrote
I hope you found the strength to forgive them.
cleverkname t1_iwdlgux wrote
r/blunderyears
Lincoln_Park_Pirate t1_iwdlmfv wrote
Can we talk about that sweater now? Yeesh.
youmas t1_iwdofe1 wrote
Great to see a young Mother Teresa.
comeinaloneinsomniac t1_iwdp1za wrote
I need that sweater
Foreign-Yard-3684 t1_iwdpu5a wrote
Looks like you got a free hat
cattaillss t1_iwdt589 wrote
I think you look adorable.
Tom__mm t1_iwdvz0h wrote
They must have just seen Ken Branaghโs Henry V.
Scottybt50 t1_iwdw0bj wrote
Just making sure you had something to post to Reddit in your later years.
artificiallyselected t1_iwdy0nv wrote
Your parents are legends.
Motor_Classic9651 t1_iwdybut wrote
It's Pat!
Harmon_Epher t1_iwdyni4 wrote
ayo is that oliver tree?
Artlawyer1 t1_iwe9gw2 wrote
You look like Oliver Tree.
mustbealady t1_iwe9wbt wrote
I stg you are the carbon copy of my aunt Julie...she rocked that look and is still rocking it now ๐
CheetoNugg t1_iwearte wrote
this is so adorable, i had the same haircut!!
Spike-Rockit t1_iwecsf4 wrote
Oof, poor kid
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Paesano2000 t1_iwee3f4 wrote
80s kid here, we all had it, you were not alone. ๐ฅฃโ๏ธ
Middledamitten t1_iweeveb wrote
Thanks for the smile! My daughter of similar age suffered the same fate! I blame her father but she has not forgiven me for allowing it to happen.
Sweatytubesock t1_iweezzy wrote
Banginโ
Infamous_Tonight5717 t1_iwef9hr wrote
Hey now, look at the brightside. Atleast your adorable hairstyle matches your cute sweater...
ThorkelOfNamdalen t1_iwefhk1 wrote
Ooof! So sorry.
VagueMagazine t1_iwefk8w wrote
I think you look charming. And a lovely smile.
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molly590 t1_iweihty wrote
I had that same sweater and haircut in โ96!
simplyfloating t1_iwej11w wrote
literally burst into laughter out loud, and then the cat sweatshirt ๐๐๐๐
SaveusJebus t1_iwek480 wrote
Oh the hair lol... my daughter would love that sweater though.
Heavy_Requirement_93 t1_iwelmen wrote
Nice
baigish t1_iweqd1s wrote
You looked cute! Give yourself a break๐
jfduval76 t1_iwerbjw wrote
Donโt worry, this shirt helped to distract from the hair.
steinmas t1_iwespm4 wrote
My goodness Iโve never seen a fedora haircut.
singnadine t1_iwesrem wrote
It was very popular
VeryAlmostSpooky t1_iwesw4t wrote
I hope you returned your parents to the parent store after this.
callshouse t1_iwet9jc wrote
Thatโs the Dorothy Hamill haircut
Bonbonnibles t1_iwetbgz wrote
Everything about this is wonderful and darling. I'm very glad you had this haircut and outfit, and you should do an adult recreation of it.
LegionZSniper t1_iwewhxl wrote
Basically tik tok hair. You just ahead of time.
NeuroDawg t1_iwf0kki wrote
The haircut is what you see as the monstrosity here?
Unhappy_Sprinkles_94 t1_iwf1did wrote
It's the sweater for me๐คฃ
JPO1012 t1_iwfixtx wrote
OMG, thatโs too funny. Tell them your memory is long and payback is coming.
ccerulean t1_iwg5482 wrote
Ah yes, the Dorothy Hamill cut. I had it too.
Beardsman805 t1_iwg54wz wrote
The built in cabbie hat.
HitmanClark t1_iwg94xz wrote
A ton of kids in the โ90s were stuck with that terrible bowl cut. I was spared, but Iโm still not sure how.
DeftTrack81 t1_iwg9u7x wrote
You poor bastard. What did you do to piss them off?
Too-Troubadour t1_iwgdkm1 wrote
Your face is wearing the expression that the hair cut demands.
EpikNyan t1_iwghaav wrote
got the "grandma's ceramic cherub" haircut
coffeecatmint t1_iwgl06l wrote
Oh God, me too.
CommadorVic20 t1_iwgm177 wrote
whats the statue <--- of limitations on suing for that haircut?
(i heard Donnie Baker say it that way once and now i cant spell it correctly anymore)
AbbreviationsFun4560 t1_iwgt8j2 wrote
Thatโs a fine โsmall boy regularโ cut.
CucaMonga6425 OP t1_iwgtby5 wrote
But Iโm not a boy lol
AbbreviationsFun4560 t1_iwht699 wrote
Ohโฆ
Nurssus t1_iwgtoah wrote
Call a lawyer ๐
MissRockNerd t1_iwhvop4 wrote
You too? In those bangs and that sweater, we could have been twins ๐ฏโโ๏ธ.
BigCannedTuna t1_iwddyhb wrote
Kevin Malone?
CucaMonga6425 OP t1_iwde77b wrote
Now thatโs just mean
rhussia t1_iwdm86v wrote
The sweater is of more concern !
New-Syllabub-7394 t1_iwdnq1u wrote
Don't worry...Oliver Tree rocks this haircut now and has made it cool. I'm going in for this cut on Thursday.
SouthernSapphic t1_iwdtce0 wrote
Aww be nice to your child self, OP. I think this picture looks precious!
Artistic-Cake-8944 t1_iwe29v9 wrote
No one notices it past seeing that sweater LOL
Aware_Branch_2370 t1_iwe9bic wrote
I legit thought it was going to say โsweaterโ but yeah the haircut tooโฆ
Forsaken-Basil2748 t1_iwear0w wrote
omg you were such a "cute ugly" kid, i dont blame them! soo adorable!
pm_me_your_lub t1_iwec8wf wrote
Pat?
PianoMike74 t1_iweksce wrote
I mean its cool now but don't downplay that death sentence of a sweater in 1990!!
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Comprehensive-Row649 t1_iwesvlt wrote
Same me brethren
Bastergalaxy t1_iweu2mo wrote
Rowley jefferson looking ass
AstridCrabapple t1_iwewoup wrote
The Wilson Phillips
bdgm33 t1_iwex2n1 wrote
Save some ass for the rest of us.
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sk8fasterdude t1_iwfayal wrote
I just saw a lady on a TV show with that haircut
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SingleSpeed27 t1_iwfxbdm wrote
Bootleg young Oliver Tree
ScoobaMonsta t1_iwfynqz wrote
They also gave you a monstrosity of a jumper too!
Blissful_Relief t1_iwg02fs wrote
What no mention about that sweater?
Unihuman0420 t1_iwgflsk wrote
Are you a boy or a girl?
CucaMonga6425 OP t1_iwgjf7t wrote
A girl
sarapocono t1_iwgft9c wrote
It matches the sweater perfectly
TopangaTiki t1_iwgilwd wrote
Sorry but I honestly donโt see the problem considering the times. I remember. You remind me of the little boy twins in Full House. Forgot their names. (Nicky and Alex I think?) Like theyโd be wearing that on a Christmas episode.
CucaMonga6425 OP t1_iwgjibc wrote
Iโm a female thatโs the problem
TopangaTiki t1_iwgk6c3 wrote
Oh God ๐ณ.
BusinessFirst3662 t1_iwhz4xv wrote
Life goes on and on and on
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xmac t1_iwg47lj wrote
You blame them for that haircut when you have that face? It was this or the Cousin It look.
raymate t1_iwd9mfc wrote
What about that jumper