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eitherflay668 t1_j1wnb7z wrote

Aaah, shitfaced on free booze, an English working-class tradition since 1623.

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need4treefiddy t1_j1wrpi2 wrote

I feel this is required:

'Butcher: What's Sporty Spice up to?

M.M.: Who?

Butcher: Sporty fucking Spice what is she up to?

M.M.: I don't know.

Butcher: Exactly. How about Posh? You know what she's doing?

Frenchie: I don't understand.

Butcher: Making clothes for anorexics. Right? Not exactly a growth market. And Baby? You know what she's doing? Fuck all. Not even page six of the Daily Mail. And Scary Spice? Up to her eyeballs in lawsuits and sex tapes. Ginger, on the other hand, has released three albums. Passion, Schizophonic and Scream If You Wanna Go Faster. They'll all make your ears bleed. You see, when they're apart, they're absolute fucking rubbish. But, you put them together, they're the goddamn fucking Spice Girls.'

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mrPandabot35 t1_j1wo756 wrote

Sporty Spice was how I learned I was into strong girls

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p1ckl3s_are_ev1l t1_j1xncf8 wrote

She was on 8 out of 10 cats (Jimmy Carr’s sort of game show) a few times. she was charming and funny and self-effacing. Totally the best spice girl. Should have had an acting career! EDIT: still should.

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JacquesXenophobe t1_j1z2tsz wrote

Strong girls are my thing too, not body builders but athletic and toned.

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Jacinto2702 t1_j1wmal0 wrote

"Do you think Margaret Thatcher had girl power?"

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Rabid_Kiwi t1_j1xrxp7 wrote

Soo that’s what they really want…

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Cuddy606 t1_j1xdjf2 wrote

Sporty Spice about to whip up a round of Negronis.

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Jimmyb3121 t1_j1xhx1u wrote

Man, I remember when I used to think Baby was the hottest…how far I have come

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Tanwalrus t1_j1y5k7y wrote

The spice was spiced rum. Now we know.

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ImAnonymoose t1_j1xyfe0 wrote

back when ginger spice wore more than just white

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Agent101g t1_j1zrdzg wrote

Geri Haliwell is hot but I remember her solo career bombing pretty hard

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SignorAlberto2022 t1_j2achzh wrote

So they’d get shitfaced drunk & then go on stage? The Spice Girls were popular with 5th & 6th grade girls, way to role model…

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SignorAlberto2022 t1_j1xsyiv wrote

Lol I would’ve guessed college girls at their hotel room on spring break.

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[deleted] OP t1_j1y5nbo wrote

So tell me what you want, what you really, really want

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