apolychr t1_j22mixy wrote on December 29, 2022 at 4:59 AM

Looks like two pedos who schemed up a plot to pied piper the kids away with their ice cream truck only to be foiled by the spotlight success of their crempire.

OneBadgerTwo t1_j22oifn wrote on December 29, 2022 at 5:18 AM

“Looks like”

apolychr t1_j22omda wrote on December 29, 2022 at 5:19 AM

Totally, I’m sure they’re great

OneBadgerTwo t1_j22oqpf wrote on December 29, 2022 at 5:20 AM

I dunno, your first story seems more likely.

apolychr t1_j22osta wrote on December 29, 2022 at 5:20 AM

Agreed.

Beneficial-Number-78 t1_j22rwgp wrote on December 29, 2022 at 5:51 AM

Fuck I wouldn’t take ice cream from that bearded man or the creepy guy with the hat ,,,,, meet the hindus

[deleted] t1_j22ndi2 wrote on December 29, 2022 at 5:07 AM

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BrupBurp t1_j260xv0 wrote on December 29, 2022 at 10:30 PM

If Arn Anderson made ice cream.

ZENDO_ATL t1_j24kjdl wrote on December 29, 2022 at 4:49 PM

I can now see the origins of them becoming the woke monsters they'll eventually become. Lots of smiles and good times from their products, but current versions are inflammation and diabetes bombs.

Is there a biopic film on these guys yet?

Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream founders, Jerry Greenfield and Ben Cohen 1993

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