Looks like two pedos who schemed up a plot to pied piper the kids away with their ice cream truck only to be foiled by the spotlight success of their crempire.

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“Looks like”

Totally, I’m sure they’re great

I dunno, your first story seems more likely.

Agreed.

Fuck I wouldn’t take ice cream from that bearded man or the creepy guy with the hat ,,,,, meet the hindus

I can now see the origins of them becoming the woke monsters they'll eventually become. Lots of smiles and good times from their products, but current versions are inflammation and diabetes bombs.

Is there a biopic film on these guys yet?

If Arn Anderson made ice cream.