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oldschoolskater OP t1_j6wn9i7 wrote

The good thing is he's only right 40% of the time. After Saturday swpa is forcast to be close to 50 degrees for about ten days.

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katnapped t1_j6wnbq8 wrote

You're drunk, Phil. Back to your nap.

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ProphGhXXst t1_j6wobx6 wrote

This is bullshit.. Phil has his hands in Big Winters pocket.

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[deleted] t1_j6wojc2 wrote

I speak Groundhogese, and he said “E A G L E S, Eagles”

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Stupidpieceofshit77 t1_j6wore6 wrote

I'm in the Poconos. It's going to be really cold the next few days, then back up to near 50. If that's what 6 more weeks means, I'll take it.

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worstatit t1_j6wqj5w wrote

Six more weeks of what we've had so far seems...bearable?

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Thecrawsome t1_j6wrviz wrote

I'm in my thirties and when I was a kid we had winter, all-winter. The freak warm days would come once a season.

Now the whole season is freak warm days.

If you have the opportunity to sabotage a private jet, you should do it.

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defusted t1_j6wuw5f wrote

I mean, if it's winter like it's been then I think we're gonna be ok.

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ahtzib t1_j6wvu9i wrote

Have we even had six weeks of winter to begin with? Feels like late fall/early spring with a few snowy days thrown in.

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jbot14 t1_j6ww3gu wrote

That would align with the celestial sequence of seasons. I believe the spring equinox is March 20th. Who gets advice from a ground dwelling rodent anyways? All woodchucks do is ruin my garden. No sanctuary for woodchucks.

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Puzzleheaded-Yard891 t1_j6wxt5r wrote

Winter haha... It isn't winter if your best snowfall was a dusting that lasted an hour.... By far the mildest winter I've seen in 39 years....

Where the hell are the 2+ ft blizzards at??

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Middle_Aged_Mayhem t1_j6x0hcs wrote

So, since he's right only 40% of the time, isn't it more likely to be an early spring?

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enemy_of_your_enema t1_j6x1qmh wrote

Phil is wrong most of the time, so it's always safe to assume the opposite of whatever he says is true.

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Tommy_Batch t1_j6x4rwp wrote

I wonder if he's up to date on climate change.

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mostlikelytrash t1_j6x7lnp wrote

He’s really saying “more cold and muddy weather for you”

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Cogatanu7CC95 t1_j6xbegs wrote

I still find it funny people fall for this stuff

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hobbykitjr t1_j6xdh3l wrote

maybe he means it will start in 6 weeks?

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Semi-Hemi-Demigod t1_j6xdz4x wrote

If winter is just six more weeks of rain and 40 degree weather, how will we know when spring gets here?

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DrJJStroganoff t1_j6xf9xr wrote

Thanks for the crappy news... Ya furry cute bastard.

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Significant_Gap_9384 t1_j6xkmsv wrote

Maan, and here I thought because I was born today he and I would be tight😂😂😂 This is a new low.

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Chocolat3City t1_j6y6etx wrote

Well it's a Fox News report, so I take it with a grain of salt.

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Pappyjang t1_j6yb01f wrote

TIL Punxsutawney Phil has only been right 39% of the time

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Oraanu22 t1_j70a8rj wrote

So like 6 more weeks of 40 degrees and breezy or like actual winter?

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Tr0gd0r17 t1_j70h18p wrote

Friend: “It seems like sometimes he tries to bite them when they hold him” Me: “Imagine you’re asleep. Perfect-comfy. In your bed. Basically on vacation and don’t have fuck all to do til spring. Suddenly, some dickhead in a top hat nabs your ass and drags you out into the light. Cameras flashing. People and noises everywhere. Idk about you, but I’m trying to bite him 100% of the time.”

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StaticNegative t1_j70pw40 wrote

from Feb 2nd to the first day of spring is about 6 weeks. so Phil is correct.

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