reddit_mouse OP t1_j6zljhk wrote on February 3, 2023 at 12:25 AM

Reply to comment by PoorFraxinus in How should Punxsutawney Phil die? I’ve had it with that damn rodent! by reddit_mouse

Phil’s a liar and can’t be trusted.

IamSauerKraut t1_j6zpqny wrote on February 3, 2023 at 12:55 AM

Gus cannot be trusted, either. He says to scratch it off and you will be a winner, but at the end of the day, you know he's just hoping for another 6 weeks of winter.

reddit_mouse OP t1_j6zqsxh wrote on February 3, 2023 at 1:03 AM

I want to use Phil’s dead claw to scratch off a winning ticket.

Oh, and fuck Gus, too.

MrSchaudenfreude t1_j70kfn1 wrote on February 3, 2023 at 5:03 AM

How fucking dare you.

enemy_of_your_enema t1_j730rqc wrote on February 3, 2023 at 6:33 PM

If you always expect the opposite of what Phil says, you'd be in pretty good shape.