Submitted by Altruistic-Rip4364 t3_11dol6e in Pennsylvania
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berraberragood t1_ja9xq84 wrote
If he starts ranting about our precious bodily fluids, I’m outta here.
ReformedDeviant t1_ja9yhpe wrote
That's a guy who insists on his middle initial being used. Also a guy who most likely is unfit for duty.
wantabeana t1_jaa1vv2 wrote
got pulled over by this guy once, couldn't believe it was real when I read the citation
HomicidalHushPuppy t1_jaa2pm6 wrote
I had the news on for background noise and my ears perked up when I heard that, thanks for confirming lol
Altruistic-Rip4364 OP t1_jaa5ryz wrote
I think the officer gets a kick out of it.
Unfamiliar_Word t1_jaa6go7 wrote
Does he have any leads in the case of the Communists who are trying to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids?
angelinafuckingmarie t1_jaac680 wrote
Bruh 😫😫
Biggies_Ghost t1_jaaxbwt wrote
I used to live in Manheim, and this does not surprise me one bit. I have nothing but a healthy disrespect for that entire PD.
DrJJStroganoff t1_jab1wuj wrote
Ladies and gentlemen.... we got him!
Adm_Mitthrawnuruodo t1_jab8acc wrote
Jack Dripper—STD collecting extraordinaire
Evorgleb t1_jac74oe wrote
Firstly, isn't Jack usually a nickname for a longer name? Secondly, if your name was Jack ripper, why would you use your middle initial?
Seems like this guy is making an effort to have people make the jokes
nouseforanametoday t1_jaca5vi wrote
Me too. He doesn't need to include his middle initial,. But does. He absolutely loves his name.
nouseforanametoday t1_jaca786 wrote
I don't understand what you are being downloaded. This is a hilarious comment.
JesusOfBeer t1_jaccyrf wrote
Same here, not a fan of PD in general but not sure if this is the guy who helped my dad get an ambulance after a bad motorcycle accident
Crawlerado t1_jaceb71 wrote
C word… scares certain folk.
Jef_Wheaton t1_jaclrpi wrote
Penn Township used to have a police chief named Ed Schmuck.
He was the Chief Schmuck of the force.
roundstic3 t1_jacmf1e wrote
Hope he drinks only pure rainwater
Panda3xpress071 t1_jacpujg wrote
Jack Da Ripper
emuridge t1_jacxc0t wrote
I work for the PA Courts and just searched for him. This name IS legit.
69FunnyNumberGuy420 t1_jacyz5d wrote
Is he related to Shamokin police chief Ray Siko (pronounced Psycho)?
[deleted] t1_jad5ipn wrote
He knows what he’s doing by going by Jack instead of John, and using his middle initial. 🤣
hypotenoos t1_jadbmru wrote
His name is really John but he goes by Jack.
hypotenoos t1_jadbphy wrote
He’s a real guy. Running for magisterial judge this year.
dirtymalenurse t1_jaepscx wrote
Y’all got it wrong, no one noticed he has the big D…. Ripper in different way 🤣🤣🤣🤣
brashendeavors t1_ja9v62p wrote
yeah maybe just maybe they were.edit: well, actually:
https://www.cbsnews.com/pittsburgh/news/butler-county-penn-township-house-fire-renfrew-three-degree-road-smoky-porch/
>"The Butler County 911 Center received a call for a porch on fire. It was a two-story log cabin. When units arrived, it was pretty much fully involved. I know there were six occupants in the house," said Cpl. Jack D. Ripper with the Penn Township Police Department.
and then:
Longtime police officer eyes district judge post in Butler County https://triblive.com/local/valley-news-dispatch/longtime-police-officer-eyes-district-judge-post-in-butler-county/
>Butler County native and longtime Penn Township police Officer Jack D. Ripper announced his candidacy Wednesday for district judge in Southeastern Magisterial District 50-3-03. The position is being vacated by District Judge Sue Haggarty, who recently announced her retirement
And it is not all recent! This one dates to 2017:
https://www.facebook.com/ABC10tv/posts/penn-township-police-cpl-jack-ripper-said-the-man-in-a-halloween-mask-came-up-fr/10155276761955000/
He is also listed in online white pages as a butler area resident.
So ... Maybe not!!!
I think maybe he even seems to relish that middle initial, heh.