Boobert! 🤣

I was thinking yesterday, “Man, she’s got some huge tits.” I’m sure she pushes them up as well. She knows exactly what she’s doing.

But that’s classic republican ladies climbing the ladder. Not the boobs so much as basically the best looking they could be and definitely white, because the old white guys that hold the keys to her advancement get their kicks chatting it up girls that remind them of when they were dating a hundred years ago. Big knockers is just a bonus.

It’s in politics and professional school. It also pisses off the rest of the people in professional school, in my case, because these ladies get more of the professor’s extremely limited time, and because he wants to chat her up, he’ll also give her better grades just for existing.

Once we graduate, though, these bimbos probably should just go into politics as a Boobert, because they didn’t learn anything in school.

Brilliant strategy, Booberts of the world! Might wanna have a plan B for when your face falls off. Just an idea.