You've done a terrible job assuming who I support politically and what side of the political spectrum I fall on. During this time of unemployment in your life I recommend going back to the drawing board and trying again. I think if I give you a second chance you might be able to figure out exactly what I think of the kinds of people you have come to believe I support.

After that I would recommend you find a job. Maybe you can work at this restaurant. It looks like they are hiring.